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On 12/23/2021 at 8:05 PM, cunneyes said:

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Terrible news coming out of Nakatomi Plaza. Hope everyone's okay. Can't believe the FBI doesn't have the situation under control yet. Any truth to the rumors that an off-duty cop is inside?

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3 minutes ago, BigusDicus said:

Terrible news coming out of Nakatomi Plaza. Hope everyone's okay. Can't believe the FBI doesn't have the situation under control yet. Any truth to the rumors that an off-duty cop is inside?

 

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Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire.
 
Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?'
 
Dave: 'I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who ...' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She then took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.'
 
'And then she said:' 'Do whatever you want.' ... So here I am.
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