England beat Thailand

[Gus 97]

Pissed myself laughing this morning watching Breakfast TV. It said following on from the England Rugby team winning the world Cup the England team had now beaten Thailand at..........Elephant Polo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It showed the elephants on the pitch with the players on top , how many balls were trodden into the ground I do not know.

It put me off my cornflakes watching the groundstaff going round the pitch at half-time picking up the Elephant Shit with their hands, NO gloves ;D ;D

[growler 0]

Bloody Elephants, couldn't they go in the dressing rooms. No ball control either.

[monkeyman 1,604]

They're crap at football too.  I've seen some of the Nong Nooch team's home games. ::)

[donjuan 0]

did the elephants get mbe's?

[Sammy 30]

Is it because the English are use to "riding" large mammals and the Thai's are not? ;D ;D

[Crackpot 2]

Is it because the English are use to "riding" large mammals and the Thai's are not? ;D ;D

Oh thats not fair, going by the size of some of the Lard arses I saw on my last vist to the US.

 

I myself have a very nice pert petite bum

BUT DONT GET ANY IDEAS >

[Sammy 30]

CP,

 

I was in Orlando Florida 2 years ago at a Waterpark. I am not a svelte individual but I was astounded to see the obesity of the majority of the people there. 10, 11, 12 year old kids exceeding 225 pounds. It was repulsive. Were they all  Americans? No idea. A benefit for me was I certainly felt slim and trim with all that lard hanging about.

 

Maybe its due to the fact that every restaurant I ate at in Florida served Fred Flinstone sized proportions. Perhaps that is the way restaurants can compete and people feel they are getting a good bang for their buck. Hence the overeating leading to obesity.

 

All I know is that I won't be visiting that waterpark again.

 

With your back problems and inactivity would your self described "nice pert petite bum" not be starting to get some FWC spread?

[DSBones 0]

I was in the US a couple of years back & it was just like I had wandered onto the set of "Jeux sans frontieres" - European It's a Knockout for the non(cunni?) linguists.

I spent all my time looking round for Stuart Hall & Eddie Waring and damsels at the top of well oiled ramps waiting to be rescued by these bloody great lumbering walls of lard who were stumbling around bumping into each other whilst trying to keep their liquid in the container ready for Arthur Ellis's dipstick.

Apologies to the non-UK brethren..I got carried away there and strayed somewhat off topic.

 

Americans = fat (with the Brits catching up, unfortunately).

[growler 0]

He He Nice one LoL ;D

[sinbinjack 251]

i coming im coming but only to thailand where i can be a hansum man too

jack