Still laughing :-)

[Guest]

Since we don't have a jokes section, I will put this one here. It's so funny it made me fall of my chair ;D

 

http://www.webdesignlab.co.uk/niksthings/masking.html

[OJ 1]

Hi Whaler !

 

Have u sendt this link to BTM ??    

LOL

[monkeyman 1,604]

I didn't come here to be insulted.

[Guest]

OJ, no I have not notified BTM about this one. For some reason I don't think he would see the funny part :'(

 

Monkey, sorry, did not mean to diss you primates. Will think twice before making a fool of myself next time

[monkeyman 1,604]

Whaler

 

I was expecting you to ask me where I usually went. ;D

 

be seeing you

monkeyman

[Guest]

Well, I was actually going to say that, but then I picked up this nasty rumor saying that you are known to go Ape on people

 

I guess I am just beeing careful.. ;D

[Bo 0]

NEWS FLASH..............

All the women of Iraq have shaved off their pubic hair in protest of the American government and the impending war. A large crowd gathered outside the American embassy holding up banners with the message "read our lips no more Bush" on them. [smiley=wanker.gif]

[Shilo 371]

Here is a cute one...

 

 

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

 

Shilo

[Shilo 371]

A little something that was passed on to me by one of my female friends...

 

 

 

WHAT SEX ARE THEY?

 

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

 

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

 

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

 

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

 

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

 

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

 

REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider,it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 

 

Shilo