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  1. Not a valid Win32 application?
  2. If a guy has to keep his shirt on we wouldn't get to see all those lovely tattoos and know who he supports and how tough he is! Classless yes, but Mr tourist wants his rays methinks.... Compromise..... no bare breasts (and maybe smoking) at the bar. Sun goes down, shirts worn by all.......
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    Fuck, I am in the funnies section and being preached to about wearing a condom. Is there no refuge from the clergy....?
  4. I was smart 20 years ago, I don't believe I am now, and yet I can read this.....perhaps because it looks like most of the posts from the USA BMs.......
  5. I think a dining experience is improved by first getting away from traffic. I would rather spend more and go across WS and dine 'over the sea'. Some people like to dine down Soi 15, with the passing motorcycles, mongers and general bedlam. Most of these places cannot go beyond barbecuing seafood and something quick cooked in a wok.
  6. Well I was in there Thursday and must admit I had a good time... so thanks for the thanks. Great idea, party for the girls. Will you arrange some GO-GO boys for them?
  7. The ones on the Walking St have got it together, and are great for the tourist. But for those that live here they are overpriced. Look around and see how many Thais are eating there. For a change, go right to the far end of Jomtiem beach, where the estuary is. There are 2 good ones there. Try Pattaya Nua,between the 3rd Rd and Tesco Lotus, called 'Jay Jook'..or something like that. On the corner where the large parking area is for the 'Traditional Massage place. The latter does not have the near the sea ambiance, but any monkey can barbecue prawns.... and I don't like tricks like the 10 baht cold towel!
  8. Well he put it in the funnies forum.... It might have been more amusing if OP specified 'wife' rather than GF. #8 excluded of course. Like the 'what have a BJ and lobster got in common?' line...
  9. Thanks a lot guys, I am quite amazed some of you get into that mess that is between Phratamnac and Walking St. (My driver mate can't park for shit so it needs to be easy). I have also been 'trapped' by food stalls too, of course they have a right to set up where they like as they are a business . Murder to get out.... We like to come in and out on Pattaya Klang. Best so far seems like The Avenue.
  10. I just recieved a promotional email from Opodo.... offering Jet airways to Bangkok from £442 , fly before Dec 5th. So sell 500 Barclays shares and do it! Have to book by the 15th October so get a move on. http://promos.opodo.co.uk/flights/jet-airw...MP=uk-nl-091008
  11. Well I might add I don't mind paying too... I am doing to the attendants now. Anybody know what time the car park at 'The Avenue' closes? Joe....a bit confused, there are not many sois off Walking Street, and even fewer you can take a car down...Walking Street itself is closed to traffic then. Time is at a premium, and cruising at walking pace to find a place is not really an option. One can hardly walk down those streets. Would infront of the Bali Hai pier be okay at night?
  12. Parking for a night out. It's never easy to park in Pattaya, and when I go for a night out we always ponder where to park. Used to be able to find a spot at the bottom of Pattaya Nua, but not always, and it is such a haul to get to and from Walking Street. Many use the Wat, opposite the school on Pattaya Tai, just before Second rd, great location but a pain to drive to.... and sometimes you lose bits off the car! More recently I have used the Ruen Thai restaurant car park, opposite The Marriot on second rd. Another great location for ease of Walking St..... and no need to suffer the baht busses. But they seem to know we are not using the restaurant now, and the squeeze is on for more cash for the attendants. Where do you put the car when you go a carousing? What tricks are required to be allowed to stay for over 4 hours from 8pm?
  13. Great pics, good party! I think you are your own best customer.
  14. This is too specialised for me, if I can't understand the web page, I don't think I want it installed and running on my computer. I read for 20 minute, my head aches, I feel dizzy and I think blood is coming from my ears. I am going to go and lie down and read a Marvel comic. I feel depressed that I am so thick... I think Joe set me up again. Thanks for the thought though.......
  15. Another Dumb Blonde Joke. A man, whose current girlfriend is a buxom blonde, picked up his phone. 'Honey, please come over I need your help' said the blonde 'What's the problem?' he answers 'Well I bought a jigsaw puzzle to do and I just can't figure it out' 'Just look for the corners and pieces that go together... go on from there' 'I just can't figure it out, please come over and help me honey' 'Well what is the picture supposed to be, it's normally on the front of the box' 'It's a picture of a big rooster, but I can't find the bits for it's head or feet or anything' 'Okay...I'll be over in a short while'. When he arrives at her flat and is let in he says...... 'Where is it, I'll get it started for you....?' 'All the pieces are on the table and the box is there too with the rooster picture on it' He takes a look, scratches his head. looks at her and says..... 'Put the Cornflakes back in the box honey and let's go for a drink'…..
  16. KLM fly from Amsterdam to both Bangkok and Manila, so an open jaw with them would suit.The KLM website doesn't apear to support this so you would need to use a travel agent or contact them.
  17. Yes the above caused me to do a manual update on Spybot and AVG-Free. I don't think there is an option to block ads on IE7... let me know if I am wrong or there is a free add-in. I know Firefox can accept one.
  18. Scareware, as I heard it called recently. (js007).
  19. LOL.... yes, previously there were too many distractions en-route to make it al the way down the street. I bet the deck chair renters at that junction are doing a roaring trade......soon there will be a herd of FL gals congregating there like the Nana carpark at 2am. I can see all these guys emerging out of soi 6 onto the beach road, looking bewildered, lost, confused, frustrated. And they won't have had their pockets picked by the katoeys so flush with cash!
  20. These things happen. It is worse in Bangkok.....
  21. My water has been free for the last 2 months. My electricity 3300.... I live in a house. Most, maybe all I would say.
  22. So you hope they all do an early shift at the PBG rather than the beach? Positive thinking...
  23. You did well getting them to look at you.....
  24. Gotchya.....learn to count your change, or at least appear to.
  25. They don't like to go to Birmingham anymore?
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