BigusDicus

Aethelred, Godwinson & Cadfael, shysters at law, downtown Hastings 'We'll gettest thou thy own castle, or thou owest us no fee (well, maybe a few years of serfdom).'

GenZ women at 30: "I hate kids, I hate marriage, I like going on vacation any time I want, sleeping in and having a maid service to clean my place. I don't need a husband because I'm enough for me!" GenZ women at 50: "Why am I so lonely? Where are all the good men? Why do I feel so unfulfilled?" GenZ men at 16: "I want to be a woman." GenZ men at 20: "I made a mistake."

I'm not quite sure if this is just the work some odd medieval manuscript illuminator or part of an interoffice memo of US Department of Transportation. (Think about it ... )

The Mini Skirt: In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"