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Never ask a man where he's from. If he's from Texas he will tell you, if not, there is no reason to embarrass him.

Brilliant!

BTW, tell your friends to be careful where they get their overseas Viagra. Don’t what the Russians meddling in our erections

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The quality of wine available in Thailand has greatly improved in the last few years. Mr. Egg at Le Pub was serving a palatable red at a decent price on my last trip. A few places around town too.

Quality is subjective of course. Taste it. If you like it - it is quality (enough?) Wine like many things in life there is good and gooder. Often times "good" is good enough. My wife and I occasionally enjoy a $20, 30, 40 plus bottle of wine. On a weekend day when we might be drinking more seriously it is easy to go through 2 bottles or more - too expensive! If you have friends over costs add up quickly. There are some very good bottles of wine out there for $10 or under. Costco has amazing deals! Nine times out of ten we drink "good" bottles. My personal experience with boxed wine is limited. My understanding is you do not need to refrigerate an opened box of red. Do not know how long it lasts. I would guess that refrigerating would extend longevity. If you do not care for the chilled red let it sit in the glass for a while. Never hurts to let it 'breath' (aerate) anyways. A worthwhile investment for red wine drinkers is an aerator. Can make a $10 bottle seem like a $12.

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https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/01/museum-beetle-cleveland/?fbclid=IwAR0buKRZ2yBEpS2QT3tFGNeECI8sxWRdaRvJ1HYm6svLLeTOGcAhtHB18QY A VW Beetle Spotted in the Insect Collection at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History JANUARY 8, 2016 CHRISTOPHER JOBSON While walking through the Cleveland Museum of Natural History earlier this week, Redditor muppaphone spotted a toy VW Bug hidden amongst a collection of taxidermied beetles. Most likely the joke of a good-humored curator, commenters suggest museums frequently hide objects like this for observant patrons to discover. Love it. (via Laughing Squid) Share this story

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