BigusDicus

There you go. Generally speaking women can be caty to other women, much meaner than men....then again it could have been a simple mistake. Regardless I am sure you too walk proudly!

Agreed. Sounds like he was just being mean.

I am sure you walk with pride ?

Classic Camel Toe....

AOC briefly takes Pelosi's spot in presiding over House; reportedly youngest woman to wield gavel https://www.foxnews.com/politics/aoc-presides-over-house

Up periscope.....

She looks like she could be fun. I would spank her....

https://nypost.com/2019/05/10/worlds-first-bird-brain-surgery-performed-on-parrot/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons&fbclid=IwAR1yxhPyOauDr0owsMfkK1NE_JYLWWHDNgJ7GA4mQ1cx_Uvl55qlXzk7Kfs World’s first bird brain surgery performed on parrot Yes, there is hope for AOC

Scabs do not make for good photographs...

A very clever rendition of a classic! So appropriate for this and many boards....

Hum....stay with the large breasted babe? Go up a tower.....? What tower were we talking about again...?

It was amazing. I was surprised. Apparently not an unusual offering in the deep south of America.

I had a few days of business in Las Vegas this week. So we headed out early last Friday, 19 to spend a nice weekend where it is warm (been unseasonably cold here in S Cal the last few months. Barely made 65 degrees today at the beach! Simply has been a horrid winter and spring so far). Wife flew home Monday morning. I remained for my, uh....business meetings (hum, perhaps I should start a new thread - why I like Las Vegas...). Neither of us gamble (I gave it up decades ago when one night in London my first wife got her clock cleaned at Les Ambassaduers while I was flirting with an incredibly beautiful blackjack dealer in another room. But Vegas has absolutely incredible restaurants, shows, people watching and an amazing social scene. We usually have a half way decent time. After relaxing at the hotel for a couple hours and a bottle of wine, we headed out for some food and adventure. Started at her new favorite restaurant, Yardbird Southern Table & Bar https://www.venetian.com/restaurants/yardbird.html Busy, very popular place. Open (in Vegas) for around 1.5 years. Still extremely difficult to get a reservation. When its just the two of us or on my own try to get a seat at the bar (can be a challenge) where you can also eat. We lucked out and were able to get bar seats within minutes. We came across the original Yardbird in Miami 2-3 years ago (hotel recommended it). Our waiter recommend one of their specialties, Waffles & Fried Chicken (who the boink would want waffles and chicken I thought). "Seriously" I asked? "Sir, we have people who travel from near and far for it...". One of the best meals I have ever had! A couple seats next to us at the bar opened, two couples crowded in. Fun, we all drank too much, ate too much, after three hours headed down the Strip drinking even more. Woke up the next morning feeling like warm puppy pooh. Around 1 pm I turned the TV on. Okay, you are wondering why I am writing ALL this in a thread about movies and TV? Eventually we began the 5th season of Bosch on Amazon Prime. Seasons 1-4 were incredible! Season 5 started out very, very strong. Each episode got better and better. Around the 4th or 5th episode I said "We should get cleaned up and get ready to go out". "No, no, just one more...". 6th episode, "Lets go", "No, no, just one more...", 7th - "No, no, just one more...". After the 8th I turned the TV off said get in the shower. "But we can order pizza instead and finish" said the brat who normally is up for any excuse to dine and socialize, especially in Vegas would rather watch Bosch than go out on a Saturday night. Amazing! We got out close to 10 pm !!! Sorry guys. A long way to go to say Bosch is really, really good. Watch it!

By golly you are right. There is a tower!

Tower? What tower are we talking about...?

What arrow.....?

Hey, do not get jealous of VP178. Just because I did not steal yours too...?

Excellent! I am stealing it.

So gooood....

Heck if I know. I am twisted but never would have thought of it. But then again I have led a sheltered life...... Speaking of twisted...I would like to make those two babes do naughty things!

Amusing, Gets fun at the 6 min mark.

A Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked . . . except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?” “Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up. She says, ‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’ So I followed her. She says, ‘Take off all your clothes.’ So I do. Then she takes off her clothes, and says, ‘You like what you see?’ Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said, ‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’” Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’ So I pulled on my boots and here I am.” A Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?” “Tiny” the man replies. “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” "Because…He’s my newt. Guy walks into a bar with a gun and snarls, “Who had sex with my wife!?!” A guy in the back replies, "You don’t have enough bullets!" Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence. A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender "why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?" The bartender says "I'm glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on where if you can jump up and slap both pieces of meat with your hands I'll cover your tab for the whole rest of the night. However, if you attempt to slap the meat and miss, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks in the bar until we close". The bartender looks back at the customer and asks "So what do you say, would you like to give the challenge a shot?" The customer quickly responds with a "No". "Why not?" The bartender asks. The customer replies, "The stakes are too high". A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he’s an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents. “I don’t think I am.” the horse replies. ** poof ** The horse disappears. This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they’re familiar with the philosophical proposition of “Cogito Ergo Sum”, or “I think, therefore I am”. But to explain that joke beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse. This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand, and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender. The bartender is experienced, and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The bartender decides to try to make some conversation. "What's your name?" He says to the first duck. "Huey" replies the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day." "Oh. That's nice," says the Bartender. Then he says to the second duck "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" "Great.Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again." So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie." "No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles, and don't ask about my day."