midlifecrisis

Maybe he didn't know how to spell terrific

Alice can flat out dance. I would not judge by one webcam video. Why not go to FLB and form an educated opinion!

I saw it. Curious about your reaction.

yup, if we had gone together - that would have been gay! but we went appropriately accompanied by female companionship - so we were just tourists. And not the only hetero tourists there either. What was the name of that place? something Men's Club I left there as virgin as I walked in!

It was a fun party. It was nice to meet some of you. After Coyote dancing with the lovely lady in white, picoman took me and two ladies to some gay bar on the connecting soi between 7 and 8. It was strange but we danced it up in the aisles until 4 AM or so. picoman was off to swampy at 6 AM. My back hurt for 2 days lol!

...and until I get my butt over here permanantly the crisis will never end. I do hope to see as many of you as can drop by tomorrow! picoman will also be there Come commiserate with me at Adam's great bar!

The man I most associate wife jokes with was the late Henny Youngman my faves in bold: My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" Take my wife, please! I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed? I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife has a black belt in shopping. My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair. My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!" My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake. My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree! She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it. I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm Have a blisfully wedded evening!

But it's still funny as hell!

GuyRakThai, thanks I could not remember davyson's name. Dr. Mick, I will be just under or over 60 when I move there so this is something I may need to take care of early next year when I return, even if I am not living there yet. Thanks also for the info on the insurance office. It is close to where I am staying. Norm

I will be in Pattaya from July 31st until August 10th. I would like to meet and discuss with knowledgable expats issues associated with moving to Thailand, especially health insurance. Thanks in advance! Norm

My last night in Pats! Have the best of birthdays!

I booked with him this week and I have no doubt the service will be good.

In the interest of thoroughness: http://www.citinhotels.com/citin-loft-pattaya.html

you can also do something similar throught Mistys / Beavers. Seems to be the same service. http://www.mistysagogo.com/transport.htm http://beaverspattaya.com/transport.html edit: http://www.legsclubagogo.com/transport.html

If you both asked me out, I would go with Mick! And I'm not gay! muah j/k

I just booked with Mr. Dream and he is relatively inexpensive (1100 baht), prompt in replying and I have no doubt he will be there as scheduled. I have been with Mr. Toom and Secrets also but for the price, Mr. Dream looks to be the best of the lot. email him at: mr.dreamtransport@yahoo.com

nope, of all my trips only on the one last August, when I stayed at the Areca, did I have this problem.

Wherever Areca sends to avoid. That place perfumes your clothes. I re-washed my clothes back in the States and the smell persisted. Would prefer mothballs When I get my laundry back I want to smell - nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the first bodies were found, we were told the injuries were consistant with a midair breakup and inconsistant with hitting the sea. We were also told that wreckage was distributed over many miles consistant with coming apart in flight. Because of that, they told us they might never find the flight data recorders because they could be anywhere over the flight path. So, if the plane crashed intact, the black boxes should be right below the crash site. Of course they have wasted so much time the batteries are dead by now. We will never know what happened for sure. "And where are the clowns? Send in the clowns! Don't bother, they're here." Apologies to Stephen Sondheim.

I agree with all these men have said. I work on the 29th, head to the airport for a 1:30 AM flight on the 30th, arrive midday in Bangkok on the 31st. Not only do I want a room ready for me when I arrive but I want transportation pre-arranged as well. I will be a zombie on arrival and prefer things pre-arranged. After being mostly awake for two days, I don't want to have to deal with any more than is absolutely necessary.

frozen banana too with chocolate coating

Gawd, the roaming charges too!

who the blankety blank is marty? Rio Grande btw junior poster samfreeland

I just thought I would add what is the latest. Emails finally started pouring in after my phone call saying my reservation was indeed cancelled. The odd thing is this, the last two emails I received was saying my credit card was not accepted. So, they did not charge my credit card when I booked but when I tried to cancel they tried to charge my credit card it seems. Fortunately, I had notified my bank days ago. Buyer beware!

I can't watch the game with the sound on. It is like a million bees in that stadium.