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  1. I'm looking to strategically plan my next trip to catch the last 3 days of Songkran 2008 then relax the rest of the time. I need to know when Songkran day hits though.... Can anyone help me?
  2. It's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, howev
  3. THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the u
  4. A salesman was traveling through the country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man , I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield without a stitch on, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case, and we will make you rich!" The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he s
  5. Damn, I'm getting hungry! I can't wait to get back there to try some of these places I haven't been to. Thanks to all of you who contributed to the thread!
  6. Sweet! We'll have to get together for a drink somewhere. I'm staying at the Queen Vic again.
  7. I can't believe no one has mentioned Queen Victoria's Jasmine Suite I know that it's not a 4 - 5 star hotel, but it sure looks like a damn fine room to stay in. Plus, it's right on Soi 6!
  8. Anyone going to be arriving at the same time by chance? Want to share a taxi? I'll be scheduling with Toom as I have for the last two trips with no problems...
  9. I found this site the other day and have been having a blast trying to say some of the stuff translated on it! Have a look for yourself! Insultmonger.com Here's the Thai page
  10. Yes. This is posted on their site. They have a secure system to pay online. I had absolutely no problems setting things up.
  11. I use stuff from the States: Fruit of the Earth Block Up! SPF 30 + insect repellent (deet free)
  12. I stayed there with my dad during Songkran. We both had a blast launching water balloons at people from the balcony...
  13. FYI, www.shooterspattaya.com is just showing an empty index right now.
  14. (George Carlin joke) How do you know when a moth is farting? It flies straight for a couple seconds. Next!
  15. What do you call a girl with one leg? Peggy or Eileen
  16. I'm not sure how long they stay open but the street vendor that's in front of 7-11 (just north of Soi 6 on 2nd rd) has some kick ass duck soup!
  17. So, I'm still staying there right now and all I have to say is that Vic is one hell of a hotel operator! I'll give a proper review when I get home (sober).
  18. Thanks for checking those out. It seems that their prices are about the same as the States.
  19. I didn't know about any larger rooms either. But, it's only 50 baht...no biggie.
  20. Stayed there last time. My only gripe about the Jasmine is having to walk a little bit to get on a baht bus going north. No big deal really.
  21. I'm looking for: Canon EF-S 10-22mm f/3.5-4.5 USM Canon EF 17-40mm f/4L USM
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