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Subject: Madonna Update When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English. She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers, one of them black. Job done!

TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was

Oh Dear me...I did'nt think about the translation and that I may have offended some sections of the community.. ..... anyway, I can only read from left to right

1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or £800. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is £800. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is £800 and his profit

Fosse Park/Meridian

Subject: Beware - A Serious Warning ! Dear All, This is serious. Please BEWARE ! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their breasts almost falling out of t

Hi Kobe, not sure whether you're aware of this section on the board, but this would be a good place to start, http://www.pattayapages.com/reviewpost/showcat.php?cat=4 Good Luck N3RGT

...and Wan (ex FLB/SECRETS on her right) I know, it's an old girls reunion !!

Nariad, I just hope it's still not like this

QUOTE(friendlyric6411 @ Nov 6 2008, 04:40 PM) When was the last time you see a Brit fuck up a Brazilian,,, Think it was John Charles Menes in London wasn't it Your self admitted dyslexia apart "friendly", I think you mean Jean Charles de Menezes

Your self admitted dyslexia apart "friendly", I think you mean Jean Charles de Menezes

How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your ha

How about "COCKY"

Subject: How a marriage works. A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India

GORDON BROWN _ OUR PM & OUR LEADER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM GORDON BROWN was visiting the primary school in Otterbourne Hampshire and he was invited into one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. BROWN if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, tha

Just got an E Mail from EBookers with this offer of cheap airfares at £499 with Eva air for flights from 10th Jan thru to 31st March 2009.Looks like a good deal.Bookings must be made by 23rd October There are also good offers for other parts of LOS. http://www.ebookers.com/deals/dest?pageKey...2008.farealert1

"Yo Ho Ho...Avast Ye and stand by for boarders"...That's Close Rob...you nearly got my bm name right N3RGT Not RQT...you "land lubber "" ..still you're in good company as MM also screwed it up ! Nice one guys "TOUCHEZ" "Here are some photos from the party thrown by pattaya_mad, n3qrt, and Sailfast. mad wizard was the fourth judge. Thanks to the guys for getting the girls in the party mood!" Like I said "Can't believe some of these signs are real !

Test for Dementia Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take

Can't believe some of these signs are real You named it what ? #1 You named it what ? #2 You named it what ? #3 You named it what ? #4 You named it what ? #5 You named it what ? #6 You named it what ? #7 You named it what ? #8 and now you named it what ? #9 It just wouldn't be the same if the whole world spoke just one language, now would it? Hope you enjoyed these ! N3RGT

Hi Guys/Gals, For some reason I'm not able to access the FLB webcam any more. This appears to be co-incidental since my ISP replaced a faulty Sagem modem I had with a Siemens Gigaset Router. After trying the refresh option the message just below the Justin TV screen momentarily flashes "Justin TV" then reverts back to "Not Broadcasting".Operating system is Windows XP/IE7. Any of you techies out there any ideas on this please ?

Yes, I agree they were absolutely brilliant, but read the text in the article. MORONS AT HEATHROW A story about two guys with very little to do on a rainy afternoon... just listen to the recordings below. Announcers were tricked into saying them under the pretence that they were foreign names.

I know this prank is now quite old,and many boardies will have heard this, but whenever I listen to the P.A announcements that these guys had read out, I just can't help thinking how bloody funny it is. Click this link below and have a laugh. http://www.jeffssite.net/heathrow/Heathrow%20Airport.html

Dead Boring !!!

Golf Club Sign Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. [b]WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

Subject: Joe's Bike Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That