N3RGT

I totally agree. I always go to the travel office place next door if I wish to use the Internet. They are very reasonable with their charges. Never had a problem getting back by baht bus late pm, early am, either.

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Buddy would say, 'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, 'Edna, I'm 85 years old... If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance...' To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.'' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take th

FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $300.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything. ***** Alf went to the tattooist and had "I LOVE YOU" tattoed on his dick. When he got home he showed his wife. "There you go again", she said, "trying to put fucking words in my mouth". ***** A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let’s go upstairs..." The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

Hey Farsider, I thought that you will have had a reply before now so..... I don't pretend to know anything much about scuba diving, however a good place to start with your enquiries may well be the Residence Garden Hotel in Pattaya, and then go from there. The excerpt below is taken from their website. Residents there will have often seen scuba training taking place, in the back pool. I would imagine they will have some excellent contacts there for you. Quote Sport Activities If you're tempted by Scuba diving, tours or famous golf courses - you will find it all at The

Rather than surprise her on the occasion, my friend decided to ask his wife what she would like, for what was to be a very special birthday. Her reply was "Darling I'd like something metallic, low to the ground, and nice and shiny, that goes from nought to one hundred and fifty in three seconds" So he bought her a pair of bathroom scales !

Hi Dr Mick, yes the apartments do look nice. I notice you mentioned them in an earlier post. Perhaps one of the "locals" on here can enlighten us all. Maybe the location is on Pattaya Photo Guide ? Their website could do with a "We are here link". Address on the site is this "South Pattaya Road - Soi Day & Night 2 - 20/57 Moo10 - Nongprue - Pattaya-City - 20150 Chonburi – Thailand" Awaiting enlightenment !

I'll be very surprised if he is not onto your case very quickly, and on this board. Hang on in there sexy !

Heard this one before Norm but it still makes me chuckle; Especially the spelling/pronunciation bits . Thanks

This letter is taken from the readers column of a U.K National Daily and I make no apology for re-posting; Second Childhood. Sir, I remember fatherhood well, the sleepless nights, constant demands, attention seeking, whinging and temper tantrums. The baby was hard work, too ! Is there any wonder there are so many single mothers ? A lady in W.Sussex

Pattaya Talk Yellow blends better with the Banner and the R.G/FLB ads IMHO. Very nice thank you

Looks like a nice boy in the middle !

Thanks..this is the one that makes me laugh. What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against a tree? ILENE What do you call her in Japan? IRENE Simple ..stupid but FUNNY !!!

Go here from Pattaya Petes' FAQ'S http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10535 There are minor differences due to the board structure being changed recentley but the same principle remains.

Also available at Bruno's in Jomtien. Not been there, but it looks like a quality place to eat. Pricey, but if you don't mind paying for that bit extra class, maybe it's just the place to take that special girl on a special occasion. http://www.brunos-pattaya.com/

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm

Todder.Have alook at this website it may well help you http://seatexpert.com/

I have had problems doing this in the past. Presume the method is to go to "My Controls" and then "Personal Profile", and "Edit Signature". In the meantime you will have selected your personal countdown clock and copied the code. However when I try to paste in that code all I ever get is an error returned. I have seen that these type of clocks are very common on other boards but never seen one on these pages. Perhaps this facility is inhibited by the techies

Thanks for that information Marley

What rows are these upstairs please ? Not that bothered as I'm just a short arse and don't need the extra legroom, but just curious Also wouldn't want to leave it that late, but thanks very much for the info Marley. Looks like definite drinks at FLB come January

Yeah.... Just booked my next trip with West-East yesterday, with EVA £589, for Jan/Feb 2010, and accommodation booked too with R.G, who replied to my request within twelve hours. Can't fault that Only a few months (hhmmmmpppp) to wait now IMHO I can't really see EVA dropping their fares anytime soon; add to that they(EVA) will also attract many punters who would otherwise have the generally cheaper option of flying with Thai, but who are deterred by the non-existent IFE, and they have somewhat of a "captive" market for those opting for direct flights !

Hi Marley, best EVA fare LHR-BKK I can see at the mo is with WestEast travel at £589, no dates changes allowed. The trouble is if you wait too long it jeopardises the chance of a room at the hotel of your choice, especially if you're booking during high season. Personally I can't be arsed with booking a non direct flight, I can only get to LOS once a year, and the departure /arrival times of EVA suit me just fine

Farang 1, I can assure you, along I strongly suspect, with others on this forum that there is no problem with the size of the double beds at Residence Garden. Perhaps they are not quoted as being kingsize but I have certainly had no problems with their size or their comfort. The only time a joiner fee MAY be charged is when you take a second girl to the room with you. In the past I have done this when genuinely having a second girl with us who was a friend of the lady I was with, and not for a threesome; the staff recognised this and there was no problem atall. The Reside

Some good ones there bigusdicus.It's so difficult getting responses in the funnies section and you deserve one for that selection !

Thanks Zilly, I am also an Evergreen frequent flyer and saw that offer. Unfortunately I am restricted to visiting LOS Jan/Feb in the high season. I did a "dummy run" too on their website for a flight going out beginning of September for four weeks and the price came up as £580 ! I think you will be fortunate to get a flight at the "from" prices they quote but good luck anyway. From the posts replying to my original it would appear that the only way that you are going to get decent IFE on Thai is when they change the operating aircraft or perhaps when we all buy IPODS

Hi Mate, yeah I booked last May with EVA for my last trip and got the £530 fare. Best I can see at the mo at £599 is here with West east travel. http://wetravel.agentengine.co.uk/public/P...gerDetails.aspx Sorry I did not get to meet up with you last Jan/Feb but my trip got fucked up , one way or the other, but now looking forward to making a fresh start next time around. All part of the fun getting flights and hotels sorted but still a long time to go