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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . . . . . So I did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Lucy Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've named him Birmingham

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Does that look a bit strange ? keep looking until you work it out.

Hi there, which gym are you referring to, the one on Soi 16 has moved to Walking street and the old one on third road has also moved to opposite the fitness center but none have closed. We currently have 7 gyms in and around Pattaya with more to come, we are presently looking expand our Soi Buakhow gym new premises. If you are looking for heavy weights and equipment, our 'Sport World' gym on third road, is ideal.

STATEMENT FROM ‘TONY’S PROPERTY AND BUSINESS’ We at ‘Tony’s Property and Business’ are listing the company’s inventory of assets on the market to evaluate market demands and develop our expansion program and services to the fitness community. Our transformation plans to make a bigger and better ‘Tony’s Fitness group’ will soon see results. Pattaya will have several more gyms within the next year, featuring new and better equipment, some of which will also be assigned for our current facilities. We also will be venturing further out into Chonburi province and beyond. Let us state here and now that we will not be closing or scaling down our operation, just the opposite, we are focused on expansion and giving better services to our members. Please feel free to contact me if anyone has any queries, I would be only too happy to respond. Looking forward to serving the community for another decade. Clayton Simpson (General manager : ‘Tony’s Property and Business’)

Now the Police all have the latest copies to play with

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, madam." the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, madam." - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any." The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there are no empty seats here in economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed, we only have seats in first class." And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "It is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person." And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Sir, if you would be so kind as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene, started applauding, some standing on their feet."

Cheap Flights My partner asked what I was doing on the computer?? I told her I was looking for some cheap flights. "I love you" she said. Then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever..... Which, to be fair, was a little odd, as she has never shown any interest in darts before.

Is it just me, or is there something suggestive about that picture ?

It's now a Reggae bar ! Great ! !

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had ‘disappeared’. The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.” Wife: with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.” Husband: “Well, I'm in the Pub next door to it.”

What about all the people who mention the prices at the Pharmacy by 'Tim' bar.

Went to the Pharmacy '44' opposite Sugar GoGo at the Soi Buakhow end of L.K. metro. I was amazed to find they sell genuine Kamagra gel for 50 Baht.

Fancy getting an i Pad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to cutbacks. The numbers are limited - I have 200 going for less than half price, so it's first come, first served. I have already sold one. (pic is attached below so you can see what you would be getting). WOW!!! Get back to me as quickly as you can if you want one. Full specs as below...........

In an Indian restaurant last night having a meal, waiter came over and said, “Curry OK?” I said, “Go on then, just one song .................... then bugger off.” Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big fat Bird who doesn't gobble anymore.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey' has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'

We now have the option of cable connection. if guests are having wireless problems, ask at reception and we will connect you..

Hi I believe the show has finished here in Pattaya, the unique building is still there but the stage e.t.c. has gone and a market is in it's place. It's a shame it was really good but unfortunately i felt it was out of place here in Pattaya and i suspect the takings were too low for it to continue. If anyone knows what happened i'd be interested.

The apartments start from 25 Sq.M studios, up to 88 Sq.M two bedroom units. The top floor is badminton, basketball and volleyball courts, there is a private, secluded swimming pool behind the building. Membership of our Sport world gym is included for guests staying more than two weeks. Call in and we can show you around.

Anti theft – Car Device I've just ordered you one! IT ARRIVES TOMORROW!!!!! BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.... I wish i could UN-see that ! ! !

Iv'e just had exactly that, for me, it's ditch the black pudding, the toast was some of the best iv'e tasted. Couldn't find any brown sauce though.

Many places seem to be selling out of bread too.