Ergodyne

Went to 'Rose Apple' for the first time yesterday, had a 'good time' i'll be going back. They have a promotion, marking one of their business cards every time you visit, 10 times earns you a free session.

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache! 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

More information : - Club 1: 400 Sq M. Key money, 9 Million, 350,000 / month 3 year lease. Club 2: 280 Sq M. Key money, 7 Million, 250,000 / month 3 year lease. Land for sale: 1,640 Sq M. on soi 16. 100 million or 50 million down, with negotiable terms.

It was next to 'REPORT' i.e. bottom left of each posting, anyway, i see it now, cheers.

Two night clubs for rent on Walking street. Large area of land with building for sale on Soi 16.

Looking good Martin. One feature i found handy before, was the 'back to top' button.

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner He passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of His mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled: "See what ya get for five pounds, ya tight bastard!"

I kept thinking 'why does that dog look familiar' then i remembered :

This has got to be one of the funniest things iv'e seen. Sorry it's only a link, i'm not up on how to upload the video itself. (i'm sure someone will be able to do it) Enjoy:

That came to my mind too when i heard it.

Heard this one today: Elton John to release tribute song to Bin Laden . . . . . . . "Sandals in the bin"

Cut the edges in with a brush, then roller the rest. Painting walls always gets me all emulsional

A friend of mine told me there is a gang of girls spraying water with Ammonia in it ! ! He said it stung like hell, asking them why, they replied; "Don't like Ferang"

Tony's has been around for a long time and is expanding, while others are cutting down or closing.

I've stocked up the apartment, my office is downstairs and apart from a couple of trips to 7/11 on the corner, i'm staying in for the week. One day of it is just about O.K. but a whole week of sheer madness is just too much. it's like some people just don't know when enough is enough. Call me a grumpy b'std, if you want, but i just don't like it.

Special offer for just one day only; 21 / 04 / 2011 Available from Tony's fitness center, third road, South Pattaya.

Great track :- "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed"

A Thai friend of mine says it's the worst he's known in 50 years.

Thanks for that, i'll give them another chance. I took a girl there with me as she wanted to try Mexican food but ended up ordering a Thai dish (what's that about leading a horse to water)

I had one of my worst chilies ever a few years back at T.R. it was more like a bowl of soup ! The girl i was with ordered a Thai dish, we had a basic drink each and a bill of around 500B i have not been back since. Has the place changed hands, or did i just catch a bad night ?

Yes, he did it.

- farangs holding up the queue in 7/11 & Family mart getting the staff to top up their mobile phones, because they are too thick and lazy to do it themselves Hey 'Gawd' Thanks for reminding me about that, it rates very highly, along with your mention of Songkran.