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L.K. Metro - Soi Buakhow - New Plaza are the future of Pattaya, look how many business are opening along Buakhow. Beach road will become predominantly Hotels, Condos and shopping malls, in fact, i can see Beach road eventually becoming pedestrianised. the bars that used to be along Beach road have mostly gone now and the few that are left will more than likely not last too long, however, the new complex at the bottom of Soi 8 seems to be doing quite well (note, the prices are roughly the same as New Plaza e.t.c.). The whole area between Second road and Soi Buakhow will become the new Pattaya, Walking street is fast becoming, purely a tourist attraction. Champagne is very good and the music, sound system and videos in Kiss are Great. Submarine has a great atmosphere but i can't understand why i like it, it's small and basic but for some reason it works. About three bars have been knocked into one at the south end of Buakhow, to make an open GoGo, iv'e spotted it from a Baht bus and think it might be worth a visit, i'll have to check it out later. Part of what makes the area good is what it does NOT have . . . . Namely: Russians - Arabs - Indians e.t.c.

Spot on sir ! Never fails

No, not those two, they may not bother some ! ! The two i used are guaranteed to make them run.

Iv'e had a girl pestering me for a number of days, declaring Love and undying devotion, desperate to see me again. By using the two magic words, the calls stopped.

Hi Memberships are :- (Jomtien only) 1 visit 120 3 visits (valid 5 days) 290 5 visits (valid 7 days) 440 10 visits (valid 14 days) 740 1 week 640 2 weeks 840 1 month 1,390 3 months 3,790 6 months 4,990 1 year 5,990 Lifetime 14,990 Current one year promotion, covering 7 gyms in and around Pattaya - 7,999 Lifetime, civering all gyms 28,000

Four floors of machines and equipment. 120 Baht / visit, with discounts for longer memberships.

She's got a good point, using the fridge as storage. Unless you keep fresh food sealed in something, you will have Ants and Cockroaches invading within hours if not minutes, i use those plastic re-sealable Tupperware style containers for stuff like Sugar, Cereal e.t.c. Coffee comes in it's own jar, so i don't quite get that ! I also keep those ketchup sachets, i don't know why, i never use them, i just know from past experience, that as soon as i throw them away, i'll need one.

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At least it made more progress than the "Pleasure Dome" (above Candy Shop) How long has that been "Coming soon"

I saw a poster yesterday, 18/08/11, for a new place opening 14/08/11 soi 15, "Easy GoGo" thought i'd have a look, it was closed, with a for sale sign. Is this a record for the shortest lived venue

Glad to hear it Martin

I was on a Baht but a while ago, two older guys got on and one of them did nothing but moan about the driver slowing down and stopping, this carried on for almost half the length of second road, in the end i had to say something but got verbal abuse for it. If people want or expect western standards, don't come here, if you want the Baht bus to not stop or slow down for customers make it private hire. I find many things here annoying but try to remember that laws are very flexible and you have to take the rough with the smooth, if they rigidly enforced everything there would be no 'working girls' and it would be the same as the west, with so many restrictions it's almost impossible to just enjoy yourself. This 'freedom' is part of the reason we are here in the first place. I felt sorry for the guy on the Baht bus, his life must be miserable, moaning about everything, lighten up, relax and enjoy the lifestyle here, laugh at the irony and and some of the stupidity. I get really pissed off at motorbikes on the pavement, Police stopping people for not wearing a helmet, when they themselves are not wearing one. but then i think to myself why am i wound up, it's the way things are, just enjoy the good stuff and stop getting worked up about trivia. BAH HUMBUG ! ! Go with the flow and savour this 'Disneyland' for adults.

Sad to see 'Honey Pot' go, i spent quite a bit of time there in the last couple of years or so, hanging out and jamming with the band. They had recently just got a new load of really nice girls, (hopefully they will be relocated to Maximum). Pattaya is evolving, many of the Beach road bars have already gone. I think the 'city' are trying to make the Beach road area family orientated, shopping malls restaurants and condos. the bar scene is gradually moving inland. Eventually, the whole of Beach road may be pedestrianised, straight from your hotel or condo onto the beach. With only family groups in that area, the 'Coconut bar' girls (and boys!) may well ply their trade elsewhere. I predict that over the next few years, Second road, through to Third road will become the 'new' area, which of course includes New plaza, Soi Buakhow and L.K. Metro. here is the future of Pattaya. Walking street will become just a parody of what it once was, it should then be re-named "Gawking street" as most of the people seem come for the spectacle, witness coach loads of 'Koreans' being led along, following their guide holding up a flag with cameras in hand capturing the sights. i.e. Katoeys parading, Street entertainers, groups of Indians and Russians standing around with their 7/11 'two for the price of one' drinks, mentally masturbating. It will, more or less, be just a novel tourist attraction with a sleazy reputation. People will start their evening in the 'new' area then go on to the night clubs. R.I.P. the old Pattaya; Welcome in the new, diluted Pattaya-On-Sea.

After a couple of days absence; "Shadow Dragon" return to Abyzz again tonight. Revised show times: 9:30 - 10:00 10:30 - 11:00 11:30 - 12:00 12:30 - 01:00

Nurse . . . . .Nurse . . . . .she's out of bed again !

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Friday night see the debut of a totally new band here in Pattaya, "Shadow Dragon" featuring; Les Guitar / vocals Graham / Bass Andrew / Drums. Live at Tony's 'Abyzz' on Walking street. Start time around 8:00 P.M.

I also thought i heard one say "Go on, rape her" Total bloody morons, i can just imagine if her head had split open, they would have run like hell. These girls are living human beings with feelings, don't treat them like toys ! Those guys are just the sort of people you would never get tired of running over. Their time will come, they'll pick on the wrong person and get what they deserve. People like this give others a bad name, don't let them breed ! !

Don't forget, that's for 2, works out to 29.5 each.

Just heard this: "Beach Club and The Cavern have dropped prices to ridiculous levels, and are doing 2 draft beers for 59 baht, from 8 PM until midnight." anyone know if it's true ?

'Captain's log 205867.6 We are currently in orbit around a planet known locally as "Rose Apple" the inhabitants seen friendly and appear eager to please" We have heard many stories of the new leader here and are hoping to avail ourselves of her attention, if not a direct liason then hopefully one of her emissaries who, we hope, has been 'personally' trained by her."

That's the reason i went there, i met here but did not ask for her 'services' I imagine she has to keep a lower profile there, if all the customers went there asking for her she would have issues with the staff not getting any clients. I do like the place, nicely decorated and relaxing guitar music. Does F.L.B's 'Rose Apple' have the same reputation as Tammy

Iv'e used several of these roadside people, had a whole new collar on a favourite shirt for 50 B. Broken zips replaced, trouser length adjusted e.t.c. All good work and quick too.