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bigtommy is right about the location. Pricing as I remember is as follows: Hotel rooms including daily cleaning and utilities. 800/ night 4600/ week and that rate continuous for every night there after. Rooms on the inside of the building are somewhat dark but very quiet, good for night owls. The rooms on the outside of the building have more light and noise varies depending where the rooms is. Monthly rates, cleaning twice per week and utilities extra. (don't know the rates) From memory it is 15'000 or 16'000 per month. For this you get a bigger room with a kitchenette in the adjacent building. WiFi is extra to be purchased at reception. If this is important then check the reception quality when you are shown the room as some rooms at the end of the hall don't have enough signal strength. Staff then just give you a cable to plug into the wall. Swimming pool is big enough for a good splash around but not for real exercise. I have stayed there many times back in 2008 and was always looked after very well. Haven't been there since so I don't know how worn the rooms are these days. Some people don't like the little safe boxes at reception with a small padlock but I never had a problem. If needed there is a limited amount of proper metal safe boxes for rent. I always enjoyed my stays there and the staff are very good overall. Location is as central as it gets. C.

Thanks Steve. I'll have a look at the place in when I get to Patts in May. I might email them in the mean time and ask if installing mozzie screens is an option. I've done this in the past and split the cost with the owners. Usually the window frames allow easy installation but owners don't always like installing them in rental properties as they are fragile. And they make less money on the electricity bill. Have a good weekend. C.

Thanks Steve that sound good. Now just to clarify, are you talking about the (slightly) older Maxx Place or the new Maxx Central? I do have a question. Are there mosquito screens on any/all of the windows. I don't need much aircon instead a light breeze is much better but I hate mozzies. Also, how big is the pool approx? Enough to do some laps or just to get wet and cool off? Thanks for your help. C.

Hello, Does anybody know a moving company to take furniture from Pattaya to Khorat. It's not too much just the usual to fill a 40 square meter bed sitter/room and a motorbike. All info appreciated. (Price, service quality, reliability, contact details,...) Thanks. C.

This seems to explain it a bit: http://www.microfinancethailand.com/

Thanks MM. Haha yes, it was my first thought just not sure. How do you reply so quick? Do you get this to your phone? Or are you online all the time?

Hello, I just tried to help a mate register and on the registration form it has "Spam speedbump". What is it and where do I get the 8 digit number? Thanks for your help. C.

What about Priva? She's been making movies for big name company's for some time. http://bestpornstardb.com/stars/L/Libellule/ C.

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24."

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters But always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time For the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant And delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery To see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child He had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can Be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!' The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, About to be cremated, And made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part He had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician Commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated With such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, Stuffed it into his briefcase, And took it home. 'I have something to show You won't believe,' he said to his wife, Opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!' The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover When she heard her husband Opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, Then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' She said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired As he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it So I got one for us, too.' No more was said, Not even when they went to bed . Around 2 AM the husband got up, Went to the kitchen and returned With a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths And nobody offered me a damned thing.' The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, Went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak And a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs With your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing To his business down here.' The 6th & Best Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, Her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

I think a mate told me that ALL the bank branches in Central Festival are open 7 days a week. This is Bankok Bank in the Central Festival Centre. Central Festival Pattaya Beach Chonburi 20260 Tel : 038-043-161-4 Fax : 038-043-160 Give them a call. That much money in cash you want to deposit asap. C.

Been in twice. Yes they have draft beer. 65 Bth Tiger, although last night they didn't have any.(at 1.30 AM) Bottled beer 110 Bth. Lady drinks, I don't know how much. I never bothered asking/offering. Bar fine 600 Bth. Nudity. Skimpy clothing and titties by some of the girls. There is a bath tub so yes nudity on display. All white inside and they use coloured lighting to change the "mood" of the place. Polite and good service. Music, club/dancing. The gogo girls all seem to have a good personality but we all know what girls with good personality look like. I haven't seen one that I would take home. There is a BIG sign outside with neon lights. Enjoy C.

I have to go before the end of the year so I have no choice. I did once go 4 days early and was told I had to come back 1 or 2 days before expiration date. Then when I went back 2 days before due date I was told come back tomorrow. I politely but firmly told the reception that the officer I spoke with a few days earlier said it was ok and then the little brat gave me a ticket to get in line. I wasn't coming back again! All in all the Jomtien office wrks really good in my experience. C.

I just called them to check as my visa expires on the 31st and I need to extend it. They are closed from the 31th of December until the 3rd of January. I think I'll take a book to sit and wait. It will be busy next Thursday! C.

I could have checked the camera tapes in my hotel to see if anyone went in to my room this few hours, but that seems to be too late now if the camera in the hallway even are real or turned on (this is Thailand). But I think this is my fault. Had I asked for the tapes the same day, I think the hotel would provided them. It can sound reasonable that they erase the tapes after a few days. I was told by my farang owner where I used to live that they HAVE to keep CCTV footage for 10 days. If this was me I would go and look at it. It's better to be sure. I wouldn't want some lovely girl ending up in the monkey house or nothing. It's god to be sure. I'm somewhat surprised that the police didn't do it already. C.

Thanks for the info guys. Looks like I'll be contacting Brisbane. I have heard before that they are much easier compared to Melbourne. I'll get on it now. C.

Hello, I'm going back to Melbourne soon for 2 weeks and would like to get a new visa. I've had a tourist visa before without any problems but from what I understand a Non Immigrant O visa can give you about 12 months in Thailand. I rang the consulate in Melbourne and was none the wiser. Lady told me that it would be good for 2 entries of 3 months. no help what so ever. What is needed to obtain one. I'm not married to a Thai, I don't have business in Thailand, I'm 36 yo, I do have enough funds to support myself, I do have a fresh 6 month lease for an apartment. Should I open a Thai bank account? Please help me figure this out. There must be an Australian BM that has done this before. Detailed info on documents presented when applying would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys. C.

Try this place: Mind resort I've been a few times. 120 Bth for the day. Includes towel, gym, sauna, steam-bath, Jacuzzi. The food there is reasonably priced and fairly good, both Thai and farang. Just pay attention when you pay your bill, both the wenches running the bistro tried to add a little extra to the bill. They will ever get a tip from me again. C.

For all Aussies about to get a new tourist visa for the next trip wait until 11th of May. I rang the consulate in Melbourne and that is what they told me. Maximum 2 entries. Saves $90.00 C.

317 Try this one. It a bit more challenging. Africa Best: 2655 C.

All the basics for transport from door to door. I checked BKK and it seems up to date. Have a look

Oh those Germans. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/20/s...d_n_240851.html

This is a great idea and I will be in the garden of Eden the first Friday I'm back in Patt's. I agree that the prize should be a bigger one and not many small ones, but I think there's still room for other ways to attract the girls on other nights. I like to party 4 to 5 times a week so just hanging out for Friday is too long a wait. I've been to Phnom Penh and Sharky's has weekly promotions for the girls. They have one night where the girls can choose from 3 different meals at the price of one dollar US. Another night they have lady drinks at one dollar US, again a choice of 3. I think this could work here at the beer garden. Just my 2 cents from what I've noticed to be effective. C.

Did it today. So here's how it goes in Phuket: Immigration website says that one can get an extension at the Patong office. WRONG!!! They don't do that anymore. Off to Phuket town I go. I took a taxi. It's the only way to do it. Don't mess around with tuktuk's or motorbike's. It's too dangerous a drive and also a bit far. One could take the bigger bus for 20bth but then you'd still have to walk a bit from the station to the office. Driver wanted 700 return we settled on 550. Needed: Passport picture: one Photocopy's: one of the main ID page and one of the visa page and entry stamp including your entry card. Do this beforehand in the busy season, it will save time but there's a friendly lady behind the immigrations office that provided copy service and picture service all at fair prices. (3bth per copy, 130bth for pictures. I didn't ask if that's for one or four) Get a form and fill out all the details. Pay 1900Bath. Hand it all over and Bob's your uncle. I didn't lose any days so I guess in theory one could apply for the extension straight after arriving. The taxi driver I used is a VERY nice and a safe driver so I here's his details: Mr Nuk. 0812 710 928. Good service has to be rewarded with word of text. Bottom line. Even though today was hassle free, I should have gone to Jomtien office. It would have been less time consuming and slightly cheaper. C.

Yes, I have a 3 entry tourist visa. I'll go to Jomtien before leaving for Phuket. I just have a feeling it might be easier here and I won't have to worry about it sitting on the beach. Thanks for the info guys. C.