pondlife

If thats the case, ignore all my comments about Mr Toom, I must have got my taxi firms mixed up

because its 30 minutes drive, and he is a taxi service

I use them all the time, never had a problem, apart from the time I shared one with BG, it was a bit of a tight squeeze, and as I had taken a Kamagra, and the BG was very touchy feely, the 20bht wasnt the only tip the driver got

I wont be using Mr Toom again he has let me down to many times. I had ordered a taxi from my hotel in Pattaya to utapao airport the taxi arrived on time but the driver didnt speak any English, I told him " Utapao airport " twice, he nodded that he understood, I closed my eyes for a quick snooze, 30 minutes later I realised I was on the way to Suvarnabhumi Int'l airport and was gonna miss my flight to Samui, as the driver couldnt understand that I was trying to tell him we were going the wrong way I phoned Mr Toom, he laughed a little bit about my situation , and then told the driver where I should be going, they both thought it was very funny. Luckily I managed to get to utapao on time. decided a tip was out of the question. Another time I ordered a taxi for 2.30 am as I wanted to get to Suvarnabhumi for my flight home, by 2.40 i was still waiting, so phoned mr Toom, a very sleepy voice told me he hadnt got a taxi for me but would see what he could do, fuck that, I wasnt going to hang around waiting for him so got my hotel to get a taxi ASAP, about 10 minutes later I was on the way to the airport, the price wasnt as cheap , but I knew I wasnt going to miss my flight. Around 3.10 I had a phone call from Mr Toom asking where I was,as a taxi was waiting at my hotel. He didnt sound to happy that I hadnt waited, not that I care, as I wont use him again,

When I first met my TG 10 years ago, I didnt think she was very clever, I was wrong, she has just got a 2-1 in psychology, and is now doing a masters degree.not bad as English is her second language. Maybe if she had stayed in Thailand she wouldnt know how many weks in a year, now she knows a lot more than me and will soon be earning double my wage. Pond

She is hot, where did you download it ? its not out until November

Are you sure you want to take a 10 year old dog to thailand ? I have a German shepherd and he suffers in the heat in England. maybe if your dog was 4 or 5 years old it would not be such a problem, but i think most GS dog only live about 12 years, the last thing you would want is for your dog to be suffering or sick while you holiday. its a difficult decission, my dog is only 18 months, and i hope to do the same as you in 4 or 5 years time, I hope i can get someone to look after him for the year, but if I cant i would be curiuos to know how things work out. good luck, Pond

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. I scored a high 740, a lot higher than my friends, I think its because I have been going to Pattaya for the last 12 years Smoked weed -- £10 Did acid or pills -- £5 Ever had sex at church -- £25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25 Had sex for money -- £100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 Vandalized something -- £20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 Beat up someone -- £20 Been jumped -- £10 Cross dressed -- £10 Given money to stripper -- £25 Been in love with a stripper -- £20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 Ever drive and drank -- £20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 Used toys while having sex -- £30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20 Went skinny dipping -- £5 Had sex in a pool -- £20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20 Cheated on your significant other -- £10 Masturbated -- £10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20 Done oral -- £5 Got oral -- £5 Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25 Stole something -- £10 Had sex with someone in jail -- £25 Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15 Had a threesome -- £50 Had sex in public -- £20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20 Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25 Went streaking -- £5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15 Been arrested -- £5 Spent time in jail -- £15 Pissed in the pool -- £0.50 Played spin the bottle -- £5 Done something you regret -- £20 Had sex with your best friend -- £20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25 Had anal sex -- £80 Lied to your mate -- £5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25 Tally it up . Then let me know what YOUR fine was! A lot of mine was done as a drunk youth, the rest done in Pattaya.

I have just been on Qatar airways websight, and they are offering flights from London to bangkok return at 354 pounds Must fly between 16th Feb and 30th June, and book before 2nd march. A bargain, looks like prices are dropping

On my knees, felcthing it out of my dead auntie's arsehole with a car jack, covered in marmite masturbating over Jade Goodie's bald head. Cadburys Creme Egg...........How do you eat yours ?

I supose, when you pay 389 for a flight there are bound to be some drawbacks.

its only a 3 and a half hour flight

I paid with a debit card, so saved on visa charges Worth checking everyday, they were 425 last time I looked

Just booked my flight, early march, 385 pounds, bargain !!!

Normally use moneysupermarket.com for flights, but just seen flight on lastminute.com , heathrow to bkk return via Kuwait, with Kuwait airlines 365 pounds !!! in March

You could get the Victoria line from Heathrow, to Tottenham hale, then the stansted express. the only trouble is getting through London, with luggage is a nightmare during rush hour. Pond

Elisabeth Fritzi Diary, Sunday, stayed in, got fucked by dad. Monday, stayed in, got fucked by dad, Tuesday, stayed in, got fucked by dad. Wednesday, stayed in, got fucked by dad, Thursday, stayed in, got fucked by dad. Friday, stayed in , got fucked by dad. Saturday, went to watch Chelsea play....wish I had stayed in..

Mr Toom, I want to book your taxi for 12 oclock mid day, from dynasty grand hotel to Pattaya on sept 15th, can you let me know if this is possible, also do you have a phone number I can contact you on ?

Has anyone flown with EVA air in their Enchanced economy seats ? if so what are the advantages over normall economy seats, thinking about trying the enchanced seats but they are almost double the price of normall economy. thanks Pond

I have stayed at the whitehouse b4, my main complaint was I had no reception on my mobile phone, Great if you dont want to be contacted, but I use mine for some buisiness from home, so checked out the next day and moved 100 yards up the road to sandy springs.

Beware new type of date rape drug targeted at men. Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "BEER" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere "BEER" is used by femail preators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "BEERS" and then ask them home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "BEERS" men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night befor, a horrible headache and a vague feeling that somthing bad had happened. Some really unfortunate men are even seperated from their life savings in a scam called a "relationship". In extreme cases, femails have entrapped unsuspecting males into long term servitude through a punishment called "marriage". Apparently, men are more susceptable to this scam once "BEER" is administered. For the support group nearest you look in the yellow pages under "Golf courses

Thanks Pete, did what you said, works a treat

Every time I try to watch a video I get the following message," Windows media playercannot playthe file because a network error occurred, the server might not e available, verify you are connected to the network and that your proxy settings are correct " I dont have any problems when looking at photos or any other vids I have down loaded...... if anyone can help, many thanks.

Does anyone know how much the mercs, at bkk airport cost to go to Pattaya? thanks, pond

I am looking for a flight out of Thailand from BKK, I dont care where I go just looking to get a stamp in my passport, does anyone know the cheapest company for this sort of deal? Thanks, pondy