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I usually find that the indian restuarants in patts are very expensive if you want nan bread and the side dishes, I had a nice meal in that place on beach road last trip, set me back about 1500 baht

Hilarious

yep 2200 quid return in January..what a fooking bargain

Im in the same situation, I arrive on 29th May on EVA, Im booked on the 16.00 ball bus..if its the same as my last trip I was walking through the arrivals 40 minutes after landing, but as we know it doesn`t always go to plan..if I miss the bus I will grab a taxi, no probs

good point made by the shop, but it should be remembered that british (as in british soldier) refers to all counties in the UK

its 15.05, Im on the same flight 16 days later

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indigenous peoples... The Aboriginal (Indian) Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful (not-so-aloof) blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?' The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a stunning (and obviously attainable ) redhead, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone Ranger, 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. 'So what is your last request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.... alone.' The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse: For the last time . . . BRING POSSeee

ok guys my regular post, arriving Bangers on EVA from London May 29th,(landing 15.05) don`t be shy now I don`t bite ..share a cab down to Patts

I tried to post some funny pictures but it didn`t work out as I planned

why cant you delete posts on here if they dont work out?

my first priority after all my travel documents money and condoms is a very good set of earplugs in my hand luggage..the bastards can cry as much as they want then

its an old English thing see you= C U...then Next Tuesday= N T , now add them together

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts " Fire !! "

while I can sign in on the forum to watch FLB webcam I cannot sign in on the justin site, whenever I click login all I get is a partypoker page

Pete I was sat in big dogs at the entrance to nana plaza on 18th Feb early evening and I was surprised to see you go walking past

spent a fair bit of time in there during the day on my recent trip..must say I have a little fancy for Noi , is she single?

try the apex that takessome beating

I just got home and my AIS sim is still working unlike on other trips, I was under the impression that even if your balance expires you can still top up again when you return there

Little Johny and little Billy come down for breakfast one morning, they sit at the table and the father say "so Billy, what would you like for breakfast today?" "fuckin cornflakes" replies Billy, "WHAT???" shoults his father "fuckin cornflakes" say Billy again, with this is father picks him up slaps his arse hard and tells him to go to his room and only return when he learns respect. after he cools down he turns to little Johny and says "so Johny, what would you like for breakfast today?" "well I`d be a cunt to ask for cornflakes wouldn`t I?" says Johny

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is he related to John Wayne?

A scotsman got taken to court for having sex with a cat..but the judge threw out the case because he found it impossible to believe that a jock would ever put anything into the kitty

I quite often stop ever at kiss food and drink for either a late night or early morning snack, I look at other people and sometimes I see them eating some of this lovely soup, looks good, so I look in the menu and I`m damned if I can see it, it must come under Thai dishes somewhere, don`t want that spicey one, tried that once and it nearly blew me away

Airline deals?

had mine done in the same place, Gotta agree, not a good job at all there