Kev

Don't get it Casper

Maybe you were bullshitting about giving the plot away

Hey I like those suckers, look great. So they are completely water proof? Anyone have any idea where I can buy them in Australia? I would like to get one to put my hearing aid in when I go to the beach.

Hope you are bullshitting Agent Orange, otherwise what a fucked up little arsehole you are

I just logged on and ordered it, showing up as out of stock again. hope the mrs likes it :)

Yep I booked for myself and the mrs for Phuket to BKK for 1284 bahts, bargin.

I checked it out and yes they say 0 bht for airfare, for example I checked out Phuket to Bangkok one way in Oct and it came back with a fare of 1,284 baht (dirt cheap $47AUD), but I believe this is airport taxes only. Someone correct me if I'm wrong please.

Hey Cookie, Got this off Pattaya City News, sounds like the gents who paid you a visit. Hey at least they will now most likely be disciplined. Our News is Always New LATEST NEWS Saturday 10th March 2007 Angry Shop owner and the Copyright Police raid caught on tape. An interesting story now from the Dum Phone Shop in South Pattaya. The owner of the shop is Khun Pichai aged 37 who called in journalists to his shop at 10.30pm on Friday regarding an incident which occurred on Wednesday Night at his shop which was caught on tape. He explained that a group of 6 armed m

All we need is a fucking pressure salesman on the board. Before you say it Mr Stein, GFY :)

Last time I was in Pattaya I was sitting in the Happy Bar on second road with the mrs and a pizza place had opened up next door since I was last in town. So I go over and order a pizza with the works, they brought it over to the Happy Bar. Well I was not impressed with the "works', it was pizza base and cheese, nothing else. Needless to say I returned the pizza to the restaurant, which was pretty full and vented my displeasure to the poor person in the shop. OK I should have got the cook out but I was in a pissed off mood. Kev

Hey Cookie, OK the first the book, then the TV series, then the block buster movie, then the WORLD. Na seriously good luck and don't forget to give us the details of the book when it becomes available. Cheers Kev

Ummm Basil (whoops Cookie), Enjoying it so far. Hope you have a good holiday at the Landmark (where ever that may be in Bangkok). Don't stress too much. Kev

So how much did you actually pay for the superior room???? Hey if you book a cheap room don't expect 5 star quality hey.

If my memory serves me correctly, yes Tengo was a pain in the arse who got ripped off or something in Bangkok by some bird, turns out he was pissed as a maggott and forgot shit. But hey we all live and learn. We are not all infalible.

Lek hotel used to have a good buffet, don't know if that still applies, will let you know in January when I'm back in Pattaya :)

Come on guys show a bit of compassion here please. JUMP YOU STUPID BITCH, JUMP AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!

Hey Cookie, Sorry for your run of recent mishaps but keep the diary going as this is compelling reading for myself.

Yep last time I was in Pattaya in Mar/Apr Singha Light was available.

Don't know what they are like but found this one through Google http://www.pattayacity.com/tiktravel/index.html Kev

Thanks gents, Just checked the tickets and yep the plane is a 767 so hopefully is will be a refitted one. I just love those personal TVs on the planes. Cheers, Kev

Anyone know the leg pitch/length for Royal Brunei out of interest. Flying to Thailand at Xmas using them for the first time.

Hey Cookie, Even though I haven't stayed at the Jasmine I find reading your diaries very amusing. I reckon you could make a great Thai mini series "Jasmine Mansion", based on the lines of Melrose Place or even Fawlty Towers as Braveheart pointed out.

Shit the Dragon I stayed there on my first newbie trip about 8 years ago. Nothing fancy but it was cheap and comfortable. Had no probs with the place, when I was there they had small beer bars across the road and a small supermarket next door. Also could use the pool across the road, but I believe now that is where Lolitas is :) Yep Soi Dianna has definately changed since those days. So the price is now 650 bahts a night, seems a bit pricey unless they as you say have done it up a fair bit. Might have a gander when I'm in Pattaya next time.

I know it is a bit late but I have been on holidays and away from the net. OK slightly off topic but 1 point I would like to bring up is that I go for the mighty WEST COAST EAGLES who slaughtered Sydney Swans in the 2006 AFL grand final. Sorry had to put this in. You Swannies don't get to upset, too bad Bazza didn't kick anything for you this year.

OK LMFHO on that one, but gotta say after one year marriage (last Sunday actually, last year's GF day) still between 1 and 2. BTW GO THE MIGHTY EAGLES!!!! KICK SYDNEY'S ARSE!!!!! (sorry if I'm shouting).