in Pattaya - Carlton, 2nd road. I thought the paint was going to fall off the ceiling on me & the door had to be kick closed because it was so warped from getting wet from the leaking ceiling.
in PI - a little hovel in Olongapo that was basically a treehouse
in Samet - a treehouse similar to the one in PI, & like the one in PI there was no way to keep theives out, so had to stay near it or carry all your personal gear with you everywhere
it was easy in the PI cause all I had was condoms, lube & an ATM card, but in Samet I was with the TGF.
in BKK - not SO bad, but it was the hotel Eden uses, the room was so small that the door didn't fully open before hitting the bed. At least it had a DVD player to keep the TGF occupied while I went & got another room in another soi for shaggin' FLs from Subway & surrounds.
in Chiang Mai - a seedy ST hotel near the backpacker hangouts that had chickens in whicker baskets in the courtyard, LOL
I'm sure I'll think of more later, cause I've been in some doozies working all around LOS. Songkla had a real horror story, but can't remember the name.