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An elderly frog went into the confession box and said to the priest, 'Father, I'm 70 years old, engaged, with three kids and last night I had a wild 3some with two hot transexuals. My son, when was the last time you were in confession? asked the priest.' 'Never, Father, I'm muslim,' replied frenchy. 'Why are you telling me then?' asked the priest. 'I'm telling everyone!' exclaims frenchy.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of her class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. Teacher told him to go down to the Principal's office. He was to telephone his Mom and ask her what he should do about it. He did so and returned to class. Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room. Teacher went back to see what was going on, only to see the little guy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. Teacher screamed ... 'I thought I told you to call your Mom?' 'I did" the little guy tells her. "Mom told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime; she'll come and pick me up after school.'