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VPI78

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  1. SENIOR SEX The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old
  2. A Catholic, Lutheran, and a Jew are having dinner... They start talking about how much they give for their weekly offerings. The Lutheran says, "I take $100 out of every paycheck and give it as my offering." Both other men agree, "Good man, good man." The Catholic responds, "I take 50% out of all my paychecks and give it as my offering." Bother other men agree, "Very good man, very good man." They then turn to the Jew, "How about you?" The Jew replies, "I take all the money I have and say 'God take everything I got', and throw it up for God, and whatever he doesn't want floa
  3. A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?" "Well," sh
  4. A married couple were traveling down the highway at a very rapid pace, when a patrolman put on the siren and pulled them over. The officer said to the husband "Can I see your license and registration?" The husband says " Why? I wasn't doing anything wrong", and the patrolman replies ... "Sir, I caught you on radar at 75 mph and the speed limit is 55 in this zone, I'll have to give you a ticket." Hubbie goes nuts saying that he wasn't speeding and the patrolman should be out catching criminals instead of harassing law abiding citizens such as him and his wife. The patrolman is tr
  5. Loved the old Country Roads bar in that area back in the day. There's one on Soi 4 now but it just doesn't have the same j'en sais quoi pas.
  6. A man enters a bar, walks up to the bartender, sits in a stool and orders a drink. While drinking it, he notices a group of men sitting at a table. Every once in a while one of them calls a number and everybody at the table starts laughing. He asks the bartender what is going on and the bartender replies they are telling jokes, but because they already know all jokes by heart, they just numbered them. Shortly after that, another number is called by one of the men, but nobody laughs. After asking about the bartender why no reaction to that one; the bartender replies ... 'He was telling it
  7. Gracias ... my opinion is Birds does really good rotisserie chicken for a reasonable price ... and you can often find them on Eatigo; so if you time it well, 50% off list prices. As you know being in the Craft Brew patio there is plenty of good beer with which to pair your bird.
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