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OK, three of the gang have checked in, when are we going to hear from the ventriloquist? Evil

Yes, papillon's Gang of Four is indeed all here, so it is better to address the ventriloquist than his dummies. Papillon, I know you've ducked every question I've asked you, but maybe you'll answer just one. Why is it so hard for you just to ignore this thread and every other thread about Hell/Eden? I have no problem simply skipping the posts by you and your chums when I encounter them elsewhere on the board. As the posts by the members of the Gang of Four almost never contain anything worth reading, I just pretend they don't exist. If you feel the same way about my posts, if you're n

torrenova- It's safe to say that is a source of embarassment with which you personally will never be faced. Evil

Here's a very basic, but clean, no-roach hotel with A/C at 700B/night, close to Nana: Thai House Inn An even cheaper place is NumberOne Guest House Trivia Question: Why does this place occupy a special place in the history of Bangkok P4P? It will be fun to see if any "veterans" get the answer right. Another lower Suk hotel, but at 1,400B/night: Ever Rich Inn Not the best location, but very low price: Honey Hotel Way outside the Suk area, but great value for money under 650B/night. Taxi/moto will get you to the lower Suk. The colorfully named NasaVegasHotel

From what I could see, you posts definitely put you in the category of deserving a warning. Evil

On the home page (the one the link goes to)), there's a box with scrolling "Breaking News" that lists guest-friendly hotels and changes in the policies of hotels that were previously GF. You can read it there. But you could send an email to the hotel and ask straight up if there is a joiner fee for overnight guests. Evil

It's nice to see a kinder, gentler touristman. I'm happy my posts have had such a persuasive (and positive) effect on you. But I do have to correct one of your misstatements - the Hell Club is exceptional value for money when compared with the establishments that are usually suggested as its competitors. I'll expand on that idea at length in an upcoming post, but not in this thread. Evil

Take this with however many grains of salt you want, but there's information on a hotel booking agency's website that the Jasmine Suites is no longer guest friendly and charges a joiner fee even if you book a double. In the past, all the info I've had from that site has been accurate. The Swiss Grottino is a good choice. The proprietor, a Swiss hospitality professional, also runs another small hotel, the Town Lodge, on Soi 18. The TL isn't as conveniently located as SG, but has a free tuk-tuk service to Cowboy. Evil

Just one more example of the unique services the Hell Club offers to its customers as it brings a totally new standard of excellence to Pattaya. Happy Songkran to everyone, customers and staff alike, at the Hell Club. Evil

Maybe I should revise my OP. A poster on another board mentioned "Who let the dogs out," that classic one-hit wonder that is otherwise associated with professional baseball in the U.S. It is probably the most appropriate gogo bar song. If it doesn't describe the girls, it describes the customers, so it has universal applicability. Evil :

I don't think I'd really like to hear most of these songs, but they are appropriate for gogos. All have been published, but I'm not sure they have all been recorded, although most have. Evil The number one, all-time most appropriate song for a gogo bar customer is: Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2" by Willie Nelson followed,in no particular order, by: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw by Jimmy Buffett "All the Great Hits" I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me By Joe C. Simpson (BMI) Get Off the Table, Mabel (The

Those were prophetic words, papillion (or a call to action on your part?) One more of your chums in this thread and you'll have four of a kind. Or maybe you count two of them only as the jokers in the deck? Evil

Yeah, that's me - a somewhat overenthusiastic patron! Tentogodo- You make perfectly valid points. There is nothing in your post I'd disagree with. Not everyone will want to go to Hell/Eden, not everyone who does go will like it. That's natural. Hell/Eden is simply one more variation on the LOS P4P scene that will appeal to some and not to others. For those who don't like or don't want or can't hunt for ladies, it is a good option. That is the main point I'm making. Evil

Talen- Almost all the longer articles I write get posted on multiple sites, sometimes by myself, sometimes by others. People have remembered reading a piece I posted on one board and asked me to post it on another. You certainly can have read that paragraph elsewhere, but not on Stickman's site (although other articles of mine do appear on Stick's site). I have written on several occasions, in different versions, about my experiences with Thumper at the diplomatic reception. Evil

It is located on Soi LK Metro, which is an L-shaped street between Soi Diana Inn and Soi Buakhao. There are several interesting establishments on LK Metro which are worth a visit. This map may help:

This is follow-up to Inside the Hell Club , which gave a basic run-down of what first-time visitors can expect. If you've never visited Hell, you might want to check out the earlier thread. Let's assume you have some knowledge of the fine establishment, but want to make sure you get the maximum out your time in Hell. I'll try to give some advice based on the five nights I spent in the company of Hell's belles as well as many, many days and nights with the ladies of Eden, the Bangkok club on which the Hell Club is modeled. I'd also encourage other clients of Hell/Eden to contribute the

Definitely. I'd like to read it and I'm sure many, many others would be be interested as well. Just look at the view count of any Hell or Eden-related thread. The interest is certainly there. Evil

Yes, I'm working on a trip report. I had some especially good sessions at Eden and Hell this time round. I'll never forget the young lady from Eden, very sweet and innocent looking, who wouldn't let me go to sleep. "Not sleep yet! One more time, you on holiday," she told me. Earlier in the evening, she'd come to my defense against a farang she thought had insulted me. He hadn't, he was only joking, but she kicked him square in the balls anyway. A very effective kick. I imagined she was the veteran of many such encounters. Anyway, it was a fun evening for me (perhaps not so much fun for the gu

The ladies who have been booked for all-night take-away sessions beginning at 10.00 p.m. will drop out of the line-up around 8.15 p.m. I believe "last call" at Eden is at midnight, but I doubt too many of the ladies are available at that time. Evil

The reason experienced punters buy a VIP membership at Hell or Eden is to be able to guarantee that their favorite ladies will be available at a certain time. To give you an example, here's what I arranged ahead of my trip to LOS n January: Jan. 12 (10.00 p.m.) to Jan. 14 (10.00 a.m.) Overnight, then 24/7 session with two ladies from Eden Bangkok Jan. 14 (10.00 p.m.) to Jan. 19 (1.00 p.m.) Overnight sessions each night with between one and three ladies from Hell Club Pattaya Jan. 19 (10.00 p.m.) to Jan. 20 (12.45 p.m.) Overnight session with four ladies from Eden Bangkok

What is your definition of an infomercial? The OP asked a question about the Eden Club, another individual asked a follow-up question. One can argue that it wouldn't have taken too much effort for either the OP or the follow-up questioner to have done a search before posting their questions, but it is hardly the first time that has happened. What makes this different than dozens of other "already-asked-and-answered" threads? I tend to see the bottle as half-full rather than half-empty, so I'm assuming both questioners asked their questions because they wanted answers.That's not always the cas

Has anyone written about the Eden Club on this board? Evil

Ton is legendary for her oral skills, deep throat in particular. She had an enormous following in Bangkok. Supposedly some business types would plan their Asia trips around a short stop-over in BKK so they could get a session with Ton in Eden. If there is ever a Hall of Fame created for P4P providers, she would have to be one of the first inductees. Evil

You realize what a few others fail to grasp - that not every single punter wants to go out on a hunt. Probably most do, but some don't and Hell is a good option for them. That's exactly my case. I get the service I want at a price I consider fair. If anyone doesn't want to visit Hell, there are 3,000 other places in Pattaya to go to. No question about that. Hell is not for everyone but perfect for some. What I can't understand is the chatter about a rip-off. To me it is a premium service at a reasonable price for what you get. Evil

Now, now touristman. Play nicely with others or you'll end up having to play with yourself. No need to take things so personally. This is a thread on "Inside the Hell Club." Save your heated outbursts for your therapy sessions. I have a real quick answer to that question, complete with a concrete example, but I'll save it for its proper place. Stifle your paranoia, touristman, you're not my example. No, the bashers are people who have never had a session at Hell/Eden, usually never even been inside either place, yet write sweeping conclusions about the quality and value of the se