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You nailed it right there, riri. At Hell/Eden you pay a little more, but you get (a hell of ) alot more, too. It simply isn't true that you can get the same service elsewhere for less money. Certainly you can get sessions with two or more ladies at other places, but it won't come within light years of what you get at the Hell Club. If you're going to compare prices, make sure you're comparing apples to apples. That's the first big mistake some of the Hell bashers make. Keep in mind that the 3,600B fee covers 90 minutes with two ladies and you can come as many times as you want or ar

Gentlemen- I am impressed and that doesn't happen all that often. In this thread we've had insightful comments from Evades, alan ladd, Talbotman, stevoman, brotherbuzz, BigDUSA, Bill Wilson, s.morelli, Shuggy, lovercannes and riri. That's a very impressive list, covering all points of compass and diverse approaches to the Pattaya experience, yet all of them say the same thing: Hell/Eden may not be for everyone, but it is certainly an option for some punters. In response to excessively harsh comments from two lame dupe underthinkers, you gentlemen told it like it is with diplomacy and aplom

"I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold." Of course, the Inuits live in the Arctic, not the Antartica, but nevertheless it's very cold. I was on Greenland in the 1970s and the ladies there were probable the most promiscuous in the world. The old joke used to be that you paid them to take a bath, the sex you got for free. The older Inuits never bathed, but the more urbanized younger ones took a bath about every three or four months. I don't how it is today, but that's what it was like back then. It really made me appreciate the fixation TGs have for cleanliness a

Bill- I agree with you 100% - not with Ned Kelly or touristman. But I hope someone (I wonder who?) will keep handing them ammunition so they can shoot themselves in the foot a few more times. Let the good times roll! Evil

And if you are determined to see the ladies of Hell one-by-one, there's always the overnight take-away option from 10.00 p.m. to 6.00 a.m. Evil

The suites at Nana have been rennovated and a very good value for money. Some even have jacuzzis, but they are almost impossible to get, they're booked by regular guests so far in advance. Noise is always a problem at Nana, but if you're thinking about going to bed early, there's probably no point in staying at Nana, you'd be better off at a different hotel. Nana is for hardcore mongers and only hardcore mongers. Evil

Here are some suggestions for hotels in the Bangkok Sukhumvit area, ranging from budget to five-star. The smaller budget ones are clean , secure and you can get nice rooms for between 1,400 baht and about 2,000 baht, depending on the type of room and hotel. This list is by no means exhaustive. There are plenty of others that have been widely written about, I've tried to add a few that aren't as well known. Because I have included the links, I'm not going to write in detail about each hotel. The Royal Ivory is down the street from the Nana Hotel and NEP, while the Ever Rich Inn is between Suk S

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A very informative write-up which deserves a tip of the evil pen. I'll have to pay a visit to your establishment if for no other reason than you did such a fine job in describing the area. For me, the attraction of Soi L.K. Metro will be: 1) the Eden Club; 2) the Eden Club; and last but not least, 3) the Eden Club. But it's nice to know there are other venues in the vicinity as man does not live by pussy alone. Also, it's great if a bit of an upscale alternative is evolving to Walking St and Soi 6. Niche areas that cater to different groups and preferences will become Pattaya's version o

This is from a town in Austria. Not an exciting place at all, definitely missionary position with the lights out. Evil

I do! Evil

Maybe it was these kids the joke is about? EVil

This article from the Bangkok Post looks to be quite definitive on the taxi-and-transport situation at the new airport. Of course, that doesn't mean it is necessarily correct, but it is the most detailed explanation I've seen so far. Transport To/From New Airport Evil

Very funny, exactly the kind of joke I enjoy! Evil

Freedom from Muslim men. Evil

That's a suggestion I have no trouble declining. But I must ask, why do a few jokes, posted in a spirit of promoting cross-cultural understanding in these difficult times, bother you so much? Evil

Now that's an invitation I couldn't possible decline. You seem to have a flair for making friends quickly. Evil

There's a theory that all jokes in existence were known by the time of the Romans and today's funny stories are simply an updating of earlier punchlines. Evil

When Osama bin Laden is finally killed by the CIA, he is met at the Gates of Paradise by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped found!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declarat

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two others learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a ma

Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah in Lebanon, gets word a lone Israeli soldier has been cut off on a hill near the Litani River. He sends a thousand jihadis to attack the one Israeli, but none of the Hezbollah fighters come back. He phones up one of his bosses, Bashir Assad, the President of Syria, and asks what he should do. "You must kill the Jewish dog," says Assad."Send 2,000 jihadis." Nasrallah obeys, but none of the 2,000 come back, either. He phones another of his bosses, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, and explains the situation. "You must wipe the Zio