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Checked in to the Naris Art Hotel on Thappraya Rd. At soi 5 for a 3 week stay in March. Very clean lobby and helpful staff. Nice large room on the 8th floor with a balcony overlooking soi 5. Room had a king sized bed, flat screen tv, refrigerator, and safe. Air conditioning worked well and daily maid service was excellent. Hotel has a large well maintained swimming pool. Breakfast is available and they have a coffee shop attached to the lobby. There are several restaurants in close vicinity and our favorite was located a short distance down soi 5 at T 5 Suites where they have daily specials wi

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An 80 year old lady was stopped on Interstate 95 for speeding 80 in a 70 speed zone. When the state trooper called in her drivers license information he was advised that she had a concealed weapon permit. When he returned to the side of her car he asked her if she had any guns with her today. She said "yes, I have a Smith & Wesson 38 in my purse, a 357 magnum in the console, and a 45 under the seat" The trooper said "lady, what are you afraid of ?" Her reply was "Not a damn thing".

On July 8, 1947 some of you will recall that numerous witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed into a sheep & mule ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and other federal agencies. However, what you may not know is that in the month of April, 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born: Barrack Obama, Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham William J. Clinton John F. Kerry, Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi, Dia

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A History Lesson For Today Do you know what happened 165 years ago this summer.... September 9, 1850? California became a state! The people had no electricity, the state had no money and almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands. And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.

A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, FL. ​ ​ He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the shit out of a flag burner and an Obama supporter." The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service

Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would s

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a

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The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his behind. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my rear end." "I do not understand," said the other. The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and to

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​Dear Abby, > > > > My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me > from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies > everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats > on me. It is so humiliating. > > > > Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't > even looked for a new one. > > > > All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and > shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay > the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he > doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints

Just got a call from a friend in Baltimore... Went to go help clean up the CVS. The only things left were sun screen and Father’s Day Cards....