George Best goes to the doctor

[mbiggs 1]

George Best goes to the doctor and the doctor said

I have some bad news and some good news.

 

The bad news is you only have one hour to live,

 

The good news is see the pub over the road,

its happy hour

[suitcase 0]

A patient is told by his doctor that he has a fatal illness and doesn't have much time.

 

Patient: "Isn't there anything that I could do?"

Doctor: "I suggest you join a health club and take a mud bath at least twice a week".

Patient: "Will that cure me?"

Doctor: "No; but it will get you used to the dirt.

[monkeyman 1,604]

I've heard that George Best became a millionaire overnight.

 

 

He took his empties back to the off licence.

[smullenpe 0]

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

 

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

 

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

 

"Dave, you're a vet..."

[whilliam_mancon 2]