You WILL read this at least two times!

[leemo 0]

You'll read this joke two times, I know you will, you will, you will!

 

No Speaka de English

 

 

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them

say the following: "Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I acome one lasta time."

 

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

 

 

leemo

[Flash_Basbo 0]

Good one!!! I did read it twice.

[adil799 0]

[PokerUpFront 0]

good one. i got away with just one, but i read it very intently the first time. i am usually up for a challenge and most of the trouble i got in my life was due to dares and other challenges.

[roderick17 0]

You were right, I read it twice !!!!

 

[Cola Man 0]

I read it twice . Laughed my ass off both times. Good one.

[spoojebob 0]

Yep, you were right, I read it three times.