First Timer!!

[CozInCowtown 0]

Going in March and staying at The Residence Garden with a couple of buddies for a week.

What is worth seeing and doing?

Best clubs/parties?

Favorite attractions?

Any additional advice??

Thanks,

Coz

[pfotoguy 3]

see as much and do as much as you can. no need to make plans, you won't keep them anyway. AND HAVE FUN

[upena 2]

just go to all the bars and screw all the girls...no need to make plans cuz they will never come to fruition.

 

go with the flow and have a great time

[CozInCowtown 0]

Your smileys I think hit the nail on the head for this trip!!

Being a bachelor and gainfully employed is such a wonderful thing!!

How about shopping??

Best places?

Coz

[gentlemangeoff 16]

Soi 6 best place for shopping. 500 baht ST, 1000 baht LT.

 

Oh sorry, you meant for food etc? Try Mikes Mall or Big C.

 

Enjoy - little chance that you won't.

[deadman 0]

see as much and do as much as you can. no need to make plans, you won't keep them anyway. AND HAVE FUN

true say. i made plans for my january trip but never stuck to it. i still haven't seen much or done much whilst in pattaya considering that was my 4th trip. so will have to try again in june

[ben99 0]

Soi 6 best place for shopping. 500 baht ST, 1000 baht LT.

 

Oh sorry, you meant for food etc? Try Mikes Mall or Big C.

 

Enjoy - little chance that you won't.

Seems incredible that a woman will spend the whole night with you, for just 1000 baht!

 

Still can't believe I'm going. I mean in U.K, an all night escort would cost £500+.

 

I'm staying for 3 months and aim to screw 100 women!

[deadman 0]

I'm staying for 3 months and aim to screw 100 women!

good luck, make sure you drink a lot of water, cut down on the alcohol otherwise you might not get a stiffy

you could also get some vitamin V- 12 for 1100baht from the pharmacy on 2nd road opposite soi 10 look to the right if standing on corner of soi 10?

[ben99 0]

good luck, make sure you drink a lot of water, cut down on the alcohol otherwise you might not get a stiffy

you could also get some vitamin V- 12 for 1100baht from the pharmacy on 2nd road opposite soi 10 look to the right if standing on corner of soi 10?

Hi Deadman

 

What is Vitamin V- 12? Some kind of sexual stimulant??

[JohnnyK 28]

Seems incredible that a woman will spend the whole night with you, for just 1000 baht!

 

Still can't believe I'm going. I mean in U.K, an all night escort would cost £500+.

 

I'm staying for 3 months and aim to screw 100 women!

Never mind what it costs back home. Totally irrelevant.

Don't make too many plans, just get on the plane.

100 in three months is par, basically one a day.

Nowhere near the pace set by esteemed boardie Mirkwood.

[deadman 0]

Hi Deadman

 

What is Vitamin V- 12? Some kind of sexual stimulant??

sorry mate, i meant vitamin V the stimulant. you could get 12 pills for 1100baht or less.

[MC_Ldop 40]

I enjoyed Elephant Village quite a bit. A lot of people like Nong Nooch, but I was a little bored there. I really want to check out the Sriracha Tiger Farm on my next trip.

[bar -monster 0]

if you wanna see some nutter put his head in a crocodile's mouth then go to sriracha tiger zoo , also go to jomtien water park and you can jump off the tower ,about 31 floors , with a cable strapped to your hand s , if you have the bottle?

[uptome 0]

no need to make plans cuz they will never come to fruition.

And i thought that was just me being lazy.......

 

[hillbilly 81]

are you aware your life will change for ever . and your going to have a ball

34 days to go

[gk10002000 0]

MUST DOs:

 

1. Soapy massage at Sabai Dee. second road, near Big C mall. 1600 baht, 1.5 hours. go in, sit in lobby, have drink pick girl from dozens of girls sitting there. Pay cashier. Go up to room. She gives you bath in huge tub. She gives you soapie on inflatable mattress. slip and slide. most fun you may have your whole time there. then, if still able, go on bed and get your exercise. 200 or 300 baht tip is greatly appreciated.

 

Note. There are three of these big massage parlors there., Sabai Dee, is nicest, sabai room, sabai land are ok. big white buildings. can't miss them.

 

2. For short time, can't beat soi 6. cool little bars during day. go in, have a drink, go upstairs, 600 baht one hour.

 

3. soi 3, Welcom inn is good short time

 

4. Soi 8 and Soi 7. just walk down any night. more noise and girls than you can count. and I mean more than you could imagine.

 

5. Walking street down end of beach road south end of town. Many strip joints and gogos there. could for a short hangout. very clean places and the girl's bodies are to die for. more expensive than bar girls, so you may not want to take a girl from there.

 

6. day trip out to Ko Laan. off shore island. beautiful little place with beach and food and clean water. pattaya bay is iffy. I recommend charter a boat from pattay beach right across from Hard Rock Cafe. 1200 baht or thereabouts. guy waits at island while you do your thing.

 

7. touristy stuff. Nong Nooch gardens. Pretty fun elephant show and indoor/outdoor tourist show. good to get out in the country. take a girl for the few hours. One needs to unwind now and then

 

8. movie theater is nice and cheap even with popcorn and coke. Wear long pants. AC is arctic cold.

 

9. food. Thai every where. Good german place on second road Breahaus, between soi 7 and soi 8. Sushi in Big C is pretty good and 1/3 price of USA sushi places.

 

10. Pharmacies sell viagra, cialis, antibiotics over the counter.

 

11. cigar shop around soi 13 on second road. plenty of cubans there.

 

12. breakfast buffet at Lek or Apex hotel on second raod. 110 baht all you can eat.

 

13. full english breakfast at Rosie Ogradys on soi 7.