Heather and Paul jokes

[Bullfrog]

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river

 

[pat-uk]

Man losses a leg in a gold mine accident.

" I'm fucked now ! " he said to his mate.

" Who's going to want a One legged Gold Digger ?"

With that paul McCartney walks along and ses

" I do "

[blink]

After the recent break up of his marriage Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

 

Sir Paul said he had no plans to but would still prefer it if we called her Heather.

[Carraig]

Its Christmas morning, so Paul and Heather have called a truce and agreed to spend Christmas day together for the sake of their daughter.

 

Heather says to Paul, well, did you get me any thing for Christmas??

Yep, I splashed out and bought you a plane!!

Whaaaat!!! gushes Heather, a plane ???

Yep says Paul, Its outside the door.

Heather rushes to the door, knowing there is a substantial driveway, she expects to find a Lear Jet parked there, Instead she finds a small box with"Black & Decker" on it.

As she turns round with a face like a Thai girl who lost a thousand bhat, Paul says,there you are, now you can shave your other leg you manky cunt!!!!

Edited December 13, 2006 by Carraig