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are you talking about 'Boom' disco, just of second road? Used to be good about 4 years ago when marine 2 wasnt open. From what i can remember when marine 2 opened again everyone started going back their as it was closer and the place slowly died. Had some great sessions in those sofa's upstairs !

last time i used toom he sent a car that was so fucked it nearly didn't make it to pattaya. Apart from the general mechanical state of the car i spent 2 hours sitting on a seat that felt like i was sitting on a wooden bench. I must of been mad to get in the thing in the first place.

looks nice, 900,00 baht seems really cheap. could you clarify if it cost you 900,00 baht or 900,000 baht. thanks.

everytime i've stayed their on a monthly rate you have had to pay for the month up front when you check in. cant imagine them giving you a refund if you check out after 3 weeks.

if your talking about the nationwide flex account, the exchange rate i used to get from using an ATM was always better than the rate being offered for sterling by any of the exchange boothes/banks in BKK pattaya or anywhere else in thailand.

Used Tooms Taxis today, Pick up went without a hitch. the driver was in exactly the right place with my name on the sign (nearly my name) got to the car park and was a little disappointed at the rust bucket i was to be travelling in, but not really a problem as the built in Kareoki system provided me with a few laughs. What did piss me off was the 3 hour drive from the new airport to pattaya as the driver announced the traffic was really bad on highway 7 due to construction work and he was taking sukemvit road all the way from bangkok. Any locals no if this traffic problem is likely to be true at the moment or was this driver taking the piss and trying to earn more money by not paying the tolls. I have used toom many times in the past and have always been happy with the service, but never had this driver before!

generally i find air asia really good value for money, although sometimes they have the tendency to cancel a flight rather than run it with only a few people on board. this isn't usually a problem though as they have flights every couple of hours. Have you checked out, Orient Thai Nok Air Bangkok airways Thai Airways worth a look although some are cheaper than others.

Am i missing something here? I cant find the link for the Metropole

i think it is very commenable that some of the BM's here are willing to pledge money to this girls future, as am i. What i would like to know is how this girl would react to random strangers coming into the bar giving her money. fair enough if its lady drinks, what about larger sums of money? Is she likely to put 2 and 2 together and suss out we are talking about her on the internet etc ? If she was to discover this, would it upset her or would she forget about being proud and be eternally grateful ? This depends on her personality. I guess what i'm trying to say is that some people do not like to feel like they are charity cases, what ever their finacial situation. If people are serious about helping this girl it should be done in a sensitive manner. Anyone have any suggestions ?

40 baht for Pad Kapow with Kai dow from a stand outside the 7-eleven between soi 7 -8 on 2nd road. They delievere it to whatever bar your in. Not sure about the hygene of the place, dont think i really want to know ! have it spicy enough then if you have a problem you can blane it on the chillie

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Man losses a leg in a gold mine accident. " I'm fucked now ! " he said to his mate. " Who's going to want a One legged Gold Digger ?" With that paul McCartney walks along and ses " I do "

Burger King Mc Donalds KFC

strangers on my flight found this the other day.

The locals will probably be doing their usuall thing of turning walking street into a big fuck off restaurant, this really helps with the congestion at the busiest time of year !!

who gives a shit if it's old or new, written by john clease or not. It's a joke , and it's in the jokes section. (section for people with a sense of humor) if you've seen it before then dont read it again. I hadn't seen it before the other day and i'm sure their might be a couple of other people who also havn't seen it, it was placed here for those people who had not seen it before to enjoy, not as an excuse for miserable bastards to flame people. Ps ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL was great. all too true really....

Probably wasnt him as i heard he's going senile and starting to walk funny..

your obsessed.. Would go and see a doctor if i was you

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wondering how long that guy who has no legs has been going up and down Walking street in his adapted bike selling flowers. I've seen him their for about 7 years, just wondering how long he's actually been doing it for ? i have a lot of respect for people who are disabled but actually make an effort to do something to make a living rather than beg?

Has it's own chilled out smoking room, which is quite close to the free bar. Quite handy really if your a smoking, piss head like me !!!