9 Words Woman use !

[Alfred 26]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

 

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

 

9. Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

 

 

 

Now the Guys turn

 

 

9 WORDS MEN USE

 

1. Fine. This actually means everything is fine, and thats pretty much that.

 

2. Five minutes. This literally means 5 minutes. Not an hour, two hours, half and hour.

 

3. Nothing. This is one of the very few words men say that they dont actually mean. If a woman asks a man what he is thinking about and he replies 'nothing' it actually means hes thinking about shagging the arse off his ex.

 

4. Go ahead. This means we dont actually care. If it really means that much to you, then do it yourself. Stop fucking whinging about it.

 

5. Loud sigh. This means we're bored of going around in circles with the same old shite. Saying things in two different ways doesnt make a difference, its still shite.

 

6. Thats okay. Really, its okay, we dont mind.

 

7. Thanks. Thank you. Appreciated.

 

8. Whatever. See #5

 

9. Dont worry about, I'll do it. Means that we're planning to do it, but not when you click your fingers and only if it doesnt interrupt with watching the football or anything else we've been looking forward to.

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It's so true.

[stoace 207]

Absolute CLASS

 

[Sex Kitten 0]

 

Certain women..

 

1..Can I have?

2..Please may I?

3..Do you mind?

4..Is it ok with you?

5..Please will you help me?

6..I have a headache tonight,

7..Does my bum look big in this..LOL..

8..can you do my zipper?

9..can you fasten the jewellry around my neck,

10..Please dont do that again!! it upset me immensely!!

 

Di...

[aussiechic 209]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

 

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

 

9. Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Now the Guys turn

9 WORDS MEN USE

 

1. Fine. This actually means everything is fine, and thats pretty much that.

 

2. Five minutes. This literally means 5 minutes. Not an hour, two hours, half and hour.

 

3. Nothing. This is one of the very few words men say that they dont actually mean. If a woman asks a man what he is thinking about and he replies 'nothing' it actually means hes thinking about shagging the arse off his ex.

 

4. Go ahead. This means we dont actually care. If it really means that much to you, then do it yourself. Stop fucking whinging about it.

 

5. Loud sigh. This means we're bored of going around in circles with the same old shite. Saying things in two different ways doesnt make a difference, its still shite.

 

6. Thats okay. Really, its okay, we dont mind.

 

7. Thanks. Thank you. Appreciated.

 

8. Whatever. See #5

 

9. Dont worry about, I'll do it. Means that we're planning to do it, but not when you click your fingers and only if it doesnt interrupt with watching the football or anything else we've been looking forward to.

Bugger now we will have to change the code.