Why WhY WHY

[Menzo 0]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

 

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

 

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Edited November 9, 2007 by Menzo

[brotherbuzz 3,196]

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

 

That's a good one

[soi unwise 6]

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell ?

[bigone 0]

very good all so true

[m62man 0]

Why is abbreviate such a long word?

[N3RGT 118]

This thread reminds me of a real piece of Gobbledygook a friend of mine often comes out with.

Goes something like this to whomever the bewildered target is ......

 

"Whats the matter for you,can't you want to ?

You think you're body every self just because you used to was"

 

Yes pretty darn stupid I know but when you read it properly it's saying quite a lot in a

pretty fucked up fashion..........it's almost like some of that stuff that Professor Stanley

Unwin used to come out with.

[RonL 0]

If those don't make you scrach your head in wonder nothing will, Great questions.

[joekicker 53]

What's another word for "synoynm"?

[Eneukman 1]

What's another word for "synoynm"?

 

Why would you want another word for -

 

synonym ['sInEnIm] noun

 

3 (Biology) a taxonomic name that has been superseded or rejected?

 

Definition from Collins English Dictonary & Thesaurus

 

Alan