How to locate your wife

[joekicker 53]

Being a Retired Military man and a courteous one at that, I approached a younger woman inside the mall while doing some Christmas shopping.

 

"Excuse me," I said. "I can't seem to find my wife. Can I talk to you for a couple of minutes?"

 

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for this old looking fellow, said, "Sure, Do you know where your wife might be?"

 

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."

[BigusDicus 9,880]

Good one. I am going to steal it!

[Montydog 135]

Good one. I am going to steal it!

 

Same same

[rb 20]

Good one. I am going to steal it!

 

why do u want to steal his wife

yes I know

"take my wife, please" RIP rodney

as the man read her sweat shirt that had "GUESS" writin across her chest, he responded

"silicone?"

 

but still my personal fav

when asked what he got for xmas he said "a sweater,"

"but I would of prefered a moaner or a screamer"

Edited January 26, 2008 by rb

[poweroper 0]

Nice one, will steal