Wife's night out

[BigusDicus]

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

 

 

 

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

 

 

 

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....

 

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....

 

 

 

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

 

 

 

 

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

 

 

 

 

But ... Wait a minute ~

[aussiechic]

Hey she didn't get a speeding ticket ether

[nohlsson1]

Hey she didn't get a speeding ticket ether

 

So that's how women get out of tickets.

 

I guess I am going to have to pimp on of my friends out next time we get pulled over. Someone has to take one for the team.

[Eneukman]

That's what happens when you forget to get your wife to wash the car.

 

Alan

[whilliam_mancon]

I can only second Eneukman`s comment!