On the beach

[pcdodger 2]

 

 

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,

"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

 

 

He raised an eyebrow and replied,

"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

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