THE TIGER JOKES HAVE STARTED

[GREEN MALAKA 56]

> Here come the Tiger Jokes....

>

> * What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive

> a ball 400 yards.

>

> * Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own

> set of drivers. They are to be named Elin Woods, "clubs you can beat Tiger

> with."

>

> * News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger

> Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger," or

> how about "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"?

>

> * What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas? A new windshield!

>

> * Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said

> that "this was the closest shave I've had yet."

>

> * Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to

> beat Tiger.

>

> * Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the

> second hole.

>

> * Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit

> tigers balls.

>

> * Just because you're the world's no. 1 golfer, it doesn't mean you

> can't be beaten by your wife

>

> - Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has

> a hole in one

>

> - Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below

> par

>

> - What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

> They went clubbing

>

> - Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide

> between a wood and an iron.

[atlas2 4,329]

What do baby seals and Tiger woods have in common..............Both have been clubbed by Norwegians.

[driftwood 10]

A new survey asked one thousand white American women if they would sleep with Tiger Woods.....54% said never again.