Why some of us come to Pattaya

[sinbinjack 244]

The Three Marriages

The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

 

The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he could see it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

 

The third man married a lassie from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot food on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

Nice one SBJ!

 

By the way, how come there's an Essex, a Wessex, a Sussex and a Middlesex, but no Norsex?

 

I'm just sayin'.... and what's wrong with having a little more sex anyway?

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Nice one SBJ!

 

By the way, how come there's an Essex, a Wessex, a Sussex and a Middlesex, but no Norsex?

 

I'm just sayin'.... and what's wrong with having a little more sex anyway?

 

They dont have much sex in the North of England, poor bastards.

 

I have been visitng for 22 years now and the reason that I come is because I am a rampant filty sex tourist, the type that you read about in the Sunday papers.

[sinbinjack 244]

Nice one SBJ!

 

By the way, how come there's an Essex, a Wessex, a Sussex and a Middlesex, but no Norsex?

 

I'm just sayin'.... and what's wrong with having a little more sex anyway?

There is norfuck and suffuck.