Dumbshit du jour

[joekicker 53]

No comment necessary, really.

 

Bangkok Post Fri 03 Dec 2010

Cobra suspected in Norwegian man's death

CHON BURI: Police believe a Norwegian businessman found dead in his hotel room was bitten by a poisonous cobra he had been keeping.

 

Per Christian Lindgaard, 60, was found on his bed yesterday with what appeared to be bites on his body in his room at a hotel in Bang Lamung district.

 

He was believed to have been dead for at least three days before his body was discovered.

 

There were no traces of a struggle. However, a cobra, measuring about one metre long, was found near his bed. It took police and hotel staff about 20 minutes to catch the snake.

 

Many photos of the victim posing with snakes were found in the room.

 

Oranuch Prasit-an, 34, a hotel cleaner, said Lindgaard had brought a cobra to his room and complained he had been bitten two or three days previously.

[Hub 203]

No comment necessary, really.

 

Bangkok Post Fri 03 Dec 2010

Cobra suspected in Norwegian man's death

CHON BURI: Police believe a Norwegian businessman found dead in his hotel room was bitten by a poisonous cobra he had been keeping.

 

Per Christian Lindgaard, 60, was found on his bed yesterday with what appeared to be bites on his body in his room at a hotel in Bang Lamung district.

 

He was believed to have been dead for at least three days before his body was discovered.

 

There were no traces of a struggle. However, a cobra, measuring about one metre long, was found near his bed. It took police and hotel staff about 20 minutes to catch the snake.

 

Many photos of the victim posing with snakes were found in the room.

 

Oranuch Prasit-an, 34, a hotel cleaner, said Lindgaard had brought a cobra to his room and complained he had been bitten two or three days previously.

 

Did the snake have tits?

 

I've read a really clued-in BM's posts saying that Thailand is full of them.

[FatherMojo 2]

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Oranuch Prasit-an, 34, a hotel cleaner, said Lindgaard had brought a cobra to his room and complained he had been bitten two or three days previously.

 

 

And she did not report this to management to have him, the snake or both booted out?

 

 

FatherMojo

[BigDUSA 71]

Did the snake have tits?

 

I've read a really clued-in BM's posts saying that Thailand is full of them.

 

From what I understand some BM even married one.

[jimmac 66]

Sounds like suicide.

[TheFiend 1,181]

From what I understand some BM even married one.

 

What? They all married the same one???

[lovedog100 1,372]

No comment necessary, really.

 

Bangkok Post Fri 03 Dec 2010

Cobra suspected in Norwegian man's death

CHON BURI: Police believe a Norwegian businessman found dead in his hotel room was bitten by a poisonous cobra he had been keeping.

 

Per Christian Lindgaard, 60, was found on his bed yesterday with what appeared to be bites on his body in his room at a hotel in Bang Lamung district.

 

He was believed to have been dead for at least three days before his body was discovered.

 

There were no traces of a struggle. However, a cobra, measuring about one metre long, was found near his bed. It took police and hotel staff about 20 minutes to catch the snake.

 

Many photos of the victim posing with snakes were found in the room.

 

Oranuch Prasit-an, 34, a hotel cleaner, said Lindgaard had brought a cobra to his room and complained he had been bitten two or three days previously.

Poor guy. When he told the staff that he had just been bitten by a cobra, he probably expected them to get help, and waited for help to arrive until he died. Little did he know that Thai's are only in a hurry when they drive, and three days waiting time is perfectly acceptable.

[joekicker 53]

Poor guy. When he told the staff that he had just been bitten by a cobra, he probably expected them to get help, and waited for help to arrive until he died.

 

Yeah, because in this world, you should never try to get help for yourself when there's a room maid around.

 

Good one LD. I thought for a few seconds you were serious. Very deadpan.

 

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Edited December 4, 2010 by joekicker