World’s Shortest Books-Hilarious!

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World’s Shortest Books

 

 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

 

by Barack Obama

 

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

 

 

by Tiger Woods

 

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

 

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

 

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

 

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

 

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

 

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CAN NOT AFFORD

 

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

 

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

 

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

 

by Amelia Earhart

 

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

 

by Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

 

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

 

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

 

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

 

by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

 

by Ted Kennedy

 

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

 

by Bill Clinton

 

with introduction by

 

the Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

 

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AND, JUST ADDED:

 

 

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

 

by Nancy Pelosi

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An excellent new list...........I know a lot of the old ones and only checked this out by chance.

 

Thanks

[Bushcraft 2,530]

The encyclopaedia of Italian war heros

 

Yeah I know, it's ancient .. I'm 62, you want new jokes already?

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The Ethiopian book of gourmet cooking?

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I have just finished reading

 

"Italian war heroes"

Edited April 10, 2011 by Gawd Elpus

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African-Americans I Met While Yachting

How I Saved New Orleans by GW Bush

How I Brought Peace and Democracy to Iraq by GW Bush

How I Transformed the American Economy by GW Bush