Congratulations Villayouth !

[berettakid 26]

i must say well done our friend villayouth for passing his oil rig course

 

i think thou a bit confused as he went to the careers office and wanted a job where he could handle a greasy pole

 

The tagline was "In space, no one can hear you scream." – Alien

 

So imagine stuck in the North sea with a horny villa " At sea no one can hear you scream !"

 

Well done mate and good luck for the future :chogdee

[berettakid 26]

Just been on the news Transocean is having to change its name to Trannyocean now villas gone for a job

[berettakid 26]

When Villa was just a little girl,

he asked my mother: "What will I be?

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?"

Here's what she said to me:

 

"You're a boy, you daft cunt. Now get out of your sister's clothes and fuck off to school!"

[harro1 256]

So will he be working 4 on 4 off and moving to Pattaya? Plenty of rigs in Asia, less travel time that way.

[villayouth 37]

Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes:

[villayouth 37]

So will he be working 4 on 4 off and moving to Pattaya? Plenty of rigs in Asia, less travel time that way.

 

I need to get a gob now mate and if I do it will prolly be in the North sea for now

[berettakid 26]

Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes:

 

Well done mate,

Now cut down on the ale and move forward with you life, you have the perfect chance to put your skills to good use and make some money, think about the time you can spend in Patts

[villayouth 37]

Well done mate,

Now cut down on the ale and move forward with you life, you have the perfect chance to put your skills to good use and make some money, think about the time you can spend in Patts

 

I haven't had a drink in over six weeks mate and feel much better for it . I cant stop eating though Im spending more on Kebabs and KFC than I was on beer and vodka FFS

[berettakid 26]

I haven't had a drink in over six weeks mate and feel much better for it . I cant stop eating though Im spending more on Kebabs and KFC than I was on beer and vodka FFS

I am working on a project, making a town dedicated to hunting, shooting and martial arts in Poland, we have the ranges, the forests and Krav Maga Global wanting to train there, come over in the new year i am looking into the whores behind the scene a little extra for the night time activity for the people training

[villayouth 37]

I am working on a project, making a town dedicated to hunting, shooting and martial arts in Poland, we have the ranges, the forests and Krav Maga Global wanting to train there, come over in the new year i am looking into the whores behind the scene a little extra for the night time activity for the people training

 

FFS

 

Yes Il come and have a look

[Obsession 571]

"You're a boy, you daft cunt. Now get out of your sister's clothes and fuck off to school!"

 

 

Congratulations to Villa. Great lifestyle for offshore workers who live out of Patts.

[tingtongtony 151]

Did that at the age of 15

 

go nick a car then drive it in to the pit. who undone the seat belt first & got out went

to the surface we called them villa wanker.

 

rest my case

 

wish i had them cars now they be worth a few £££££££££££££££££££££

[villayouth 37]

Did that at the age of 15

 

 

 

 

 

Bullshit ! They never had cars when you was 15 -jump

 

 

UTV SOTC VTID

[bratpack 91]

Congrats Villa,realy happy for u mate, see u soon i hope

[villayouth 37]

Congrats Villa,realy happy for u mate, see u soon i hope

 

Cheers John

[rightsaid 44]

Thanks Wayne , you was right it was an interesting few days I enjoyed the firefighting the best

 

Did the HUET (helicopter underwater escape training) on day 2 , you have to do 6 different scenarios , the secret is to hold your exit and stick you head on the window , when it stops just open the window release your seat-belt and you just float out . some was releasing there belts to soon and floating up to the floor(your upside-down) making it harder to get out

 

Not something id want to do all the time , but not that bad if you dont panic

 

I'm sure it would be completely different IRL :yikes:

 

 

Where did you do your BOSIET?

[villayouth 37]

Where did you do your BOSIET?

 

Petans Norwich