Know your's states motto:

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Alabama

Hell Yes, we Have Electricity.

 

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

 

Arizona

But it's a Dry Heat.

 

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything,

[or 'Thank God for Mississippi'].

 

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

 

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

 

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, Except The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

 

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

 

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

 

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

 

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, And Leave Your Money)

 

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, we're not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

 

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

or 'The State Where Governors Make The License Plates'

 

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

 

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

 

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

 

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

 

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

 

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

 

Michigan

First Line of Defense From The Canadians

 

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 

Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

 

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

 

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

 

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 

Nevada

Hookers and Poker !

 

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

 

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?... I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

 

New Mexico

Yes, We are part of the United States !

 

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

 

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

 

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

 

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

 

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

 

Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

 

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

 

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

 

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

 

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

 

Tennessee

The Edyo-cashun State

 

Texas

Se Habla Ingles

 

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 

Vermont

'Ay, Yep' [aka 'Ah Yup']

 

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

 

Washington

We have more rain than you do

 

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family... Really !

 

Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese !

 

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Edited April 22, 2013 by bigdelta

[atlas2 4,329]

I missed these......

 

Some are very good. Deserves a bump.

Edited May 12, 2013 by atlas2

[bigdelta 46]

Some should appear on license plates.

Edited May 12, 2013 by bigdelta

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Some suggestions

 

Nebraska

The only thing between the US and freezing Canada. The fence had done blown down

 

 

Oklahoma

Don't mind the Tornadoes

 

 

Tennessee

Georgia is jealous of our water.

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Oklahoma: we are so windy because Kansas blows and Texas sucks