Today's riddle for seniors...

[BigusDicus 9,881]

 

Today's riddle for seniors...

Here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop-off.

On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?.. . .

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round and go home!

[GeeGee 79]

'On your right side is a sharp drop-off.' ??

 

All the merry-go-rounds in the UK that I've seen rotate clockwise, thus making the sharp drop to the left

Is this an American thing, like driving on the right ?

Or were you facing the horse's arse ?

[atlas2 4,329]

'On your right side is a sharp drop-off.' ??

 

All the merry-go-rounds in the UK that I've seen rotate clockwise, thus making the sharp drop to the left

Is this an American thing, like driving on the right ?

Or were you facing the horse's arse ?

 

Sounds like it's a familiar situation for you 'Gee-Gee'

[The Mook 105]

'On your right side is a sharp drop-off.' ??

 

All the merry-go-rounds in the UK that I've seen rotate clockwise, thus making the sharp drop to the left

Is this an American thing, like driving on the right ?

Or were you facing the horse's arse ?

counter clockwise in the USA

[BigusDicus 9,881]

'On your right side is a sharp drop-off.' ??

 

All the merry-go-rounds in the UK that I've seen rotate clockwise, thus making the sharp drop to the left

Is this an American thing, like driving on the right ?

Or were you facing the horse's arse ?

 

 

I was too drunk to remember.....

[steamer 158]

I recall counter-clockwise

[Basil B 46]

Just the usual American thing... got to be different.