Totally Useless!

[teelack 9,683]

Over the years I have come across some great definitions of USELESS and find the image of some of them really amusing. Here are a few to get you going;

 

As useless as a chocolate fireguard.

 

As useless as a chocolate teapot.

 

As useless as a cat flap on a submarine.

 

As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.

 

As useless as fertilising your garden with rocking horse shit.

[Bushcraft 2,604]

As useless as tits on a bull.

[Basil B 46]

 

As useless as a cat flap on a submarine.

Thank god the Irish Republican Navy does not have any manned subs.

[GeeGee 79]

As useless as a wife in Pattaya

[N3RGT 118]

Not splitting hairs here, but I always thought it was as useful as a......

 

As useful as condom vending machine in the Vatican.

As useful as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

As useful as an inflatable dartboard.

[Fornicator 106]

As useful as a screen door on a submarine .