Superman

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

Superman is flying around really horny, when he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked.

"They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered
what she'd be like, with all her powers," he thinks.

Soooo, he zooms down and fucks her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice.

Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man gets off of her and says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"

[atlas2 4,329]

I thought that was the only Superhero joke I knew……..

 

Then I remembered this one..

 

There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?

A: None, because none of these characters exist.

[jacko 8,827]

There are some guys at the top of the Empire State Building and one says to the other, 'If you jump over the rail here, you will not die.'

'How so?',says the other guy?

'The wind swirling at the top will blow you back in.'

'I don't believe you'

'I will show you' and he jumps over the rail, and is amazingly is blown back in through a window on the floor below.

He walks back up the steps and say 'there I told you'

'That was lucky.......'

'No I will do it again'...and the guy jumps over and again is blown back through the window.

He does this 4 more times and says, 'nothing you can do about it, the wind will always blow you back in!'

So the second man says 'I'll have a go at that, jumps over the rail and plummets all the way to ground to his death'

 

A third man walks up and says 'Superman, you can be a right twat after you have had a drink'......

[Lantern 193]

^^When I heard that joke the punch line was

 

"Gee Gabriel, for an arc angel you cant half be a cnut"

[jacko 8,827]

^^When I heard that joke the punch line was

 

"Gee Gabriel, for an arc angel you cant half be a cnut"

Atheist version.