Edinburgh Fringe best joke winner

[atlas2 4,329]

A good selection this year..........

 

I think number 5 was my favorite ..........You'll have your own.

 

The top 15 funniest jokes from the Fringe
1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

 

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

My two favorites

 

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

 

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

 

They are all good though.

[ajsp9 18]

12 for me

 

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

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They all brought a smile to my face, thanks for posting.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Oh, best name?

 

Olaf Falafel

 

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a landmine."

[Bullfrog 2,224]

I think that you'd have to be British to get this joke but being a Dorset boy where we have the machines and the pubs it is my favourite.....and I've also seen The Wurzels live..!!!

 

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

I think that you'd have to be British to get this joke but being a Dorset boy where we have the machines and the pubs it is my favourite.....and I've also seen The Wurzels live..!!!

 

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

 

I saw that and said, "Self, that must be typical UK humor."

 

Unfortunately, Self rarely speaks to me.

Edited August 23, 2017 by midlifecrisis

[atlas2 4,329]

Different topic and perhaps should be in the RIP section........

 

 

But today the sad news that the man who invented predictive text has died. He pissed away yesterday and his funfair is on monkey.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Different topic and perhaps should be in the RIP section........

 

 

But today the sad news that the man who invented predictive text has died. He pissed away yesterday and his funfair is on monkey.

 

Could not text or email on my phone without his contribution, whoever he was.

 

RIP

[Bullfrog 2,224]

 

Could not text or email on my phone without his contribution, whoever he was.

 

RIP

 

[Bullfrog 2,224]

Different topic and perhaps should be in the RIP section........

 

 

But today the sad news that the man who invented predictive text has died. He pissed away yesterday and his funfair is on monkey.

 

Spend my coin dollars to the beavered familiar

Edited August 23, 2017 by Bullfrog

[yogi100 1,925]

A good selection this year..........

 

I think number 5 was my favorite ..........You'll have your own.

 

The top 15 funniest jokes from the Fringe

1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

 

 

No Chalky White type jokes?

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

 

 

Give me your phone number, hehe.....