"I will eat Mum for Christmas."

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For several reasons, I'm glad I'm not having Christmas dinner with her. Gotta love the Daily Mirror, though. More pics (ugh!) and details in the linked story. It will give you a whole new perspective on Christmas pudding.

Grieving Debra Parsons will have her mum Doreen for Christmas dinner this year – by scattering her ashes on the turkey then tucking in.

And for dessert she’ll enjoy Christmas Pud...with a dusting of her mum’s last remains too.

Debra, 41, has felt the urge to EAT Doreen’s ashes since she died in May and has had a small
spoonful most days to feel “as close as possible” to her.

But as she faces Christmas without her, the craving has become even stronger.

“It is the only thing that will get me through my first Christmas without mum,” said Debra.

Santa Penevil

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Why is Sarah Huckabee being used to illustrate this story?

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Why is Sarah Huckabee being used to illustrate this story?

Joking, right?

 

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I heard that she doesn't have children or birthing stretch marks.

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Stopped trying to understand women's logic years ago. Does my head in.

Certainly would not be joining her.

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Scary stuff.........

 

Recent stats show that 25% of women are being treated for mental disorders.........That means 75% are walking round untreated.

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Joking, right?

 

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And evidently unsuccessfully!

 

The picture just reminded me of Chelsea Handler's take-off of SHS -

 

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AND SHIT HER OUT ON BOXING DAY...