Little Johnny is back

[BigusDicus 9,418]

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK:

 

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

 

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

 

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

 

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

 

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

 

The teacher sat down and cried.

Edited March 3, 2018 by BigusDicus

[KOJO 96]

GOD love that twisted little guy !!

[forcebwithu 4,356]

I'm a fan of Johnny too.

 

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G.' 'Very good,' says the teacher.

Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T.' 'Excellent.'

Johnny has his hand up, and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had fuck all,' he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L.' The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.

 

Later, when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada.
Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. 'Johnny,' she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got fuck all for breakfast.'

 

[KOJO 96]

One day, Little Johhny saw his grandpa smoking a cigarette and asked him if he could have one, grandpa asked him if his penis could reach his asshole, and Johhny said "No", then you ain't old enough, he replied.

The next day, he saw grandpa drinking a beer, and asked him if he could have one, grandpa asked him if his penis could reach his asshole, and Johhny said "No", then you ain't old enough, he replied.

The next day, Little Johhny was eating some cookies, and his grandpa saw him, and asked him if he could have some. Little Johhny asked him if his penis could reach his asshole, and grandpa replied,"It most certainly can ! "

Little Johhny replied, "Good, then go fuck yourself ! "

[Bob Belzy 150]

Little Johnny comes home from a school trip to the country. "What did you see?", asked his mum. "Well we saw farms and chickens and sheep and pigs and a whole field full of fuckers". "A field full of what?" said mum. "Well teacher said they was effers, but I knew what she really meant."