Bar Humor

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[VPI78 11,877]

[VPI78 11,877]

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[VPI78 11,877]

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Five friends, four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.'

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'.'

The third Catholic guy says, 'My son is a Cardinal, When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence.'

The fourth Catholic man then says, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'.'

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well....?' She proudly replies, 'I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 36" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God.'

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club; a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk ... Man: "Hello"

Woman answers: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,500. Can I buy it?"

Man: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2021 models. I saw one I really liked."

Man: How much?"

Woman: $85,000.

Man: "For that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! One more thing. ... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $725,000."

Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

Man: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment; then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"