Bar Humor

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive woman about 28 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.

So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages. She was very kind. She called me handsome . She asked my age. I'm not a liar so I told her and reminded her I'm quite a bit her senior. And I let her talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all that bad.

We kept talking for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then she replied with a face like 👿. She said 'thank you darling, you start."

So I did!

I told her adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up most days. I explained that I have crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep.

I have to get up twice a night to pee .

I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can't forget that one!

I was waiting for her to answer me..She blocked me. 

She wanted to talk about adult things and then couldn't take the heat!

I think I'm just a bit too much Man for her to handle!  😂😜🤓

 

[teelack]

Travel advice

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[gs joe]

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Topical advice

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Streaming the truth

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At long last a Halloween I can like

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Well I thought that it was bloody funny.

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Having a Chang problem.

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[gs joe]

7 hours ago, teelack said:

Having a Chang problem.

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[NixNix38]

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That's handy Andy

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The right answer

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They say that the old ones are the best ones.

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An everyday occurrence in Pattaya

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I have the greatest of respect for whoever comes out with this stuff. Today's is a classic.

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Dear deer!

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Pollution abreast.

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Whilst not really bar humour I think that it's worth posting

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I have it on good authority that this the place where you pay 500 baht to massage yourself.

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[BigusDicus]

[teelack]

Pattaya. The city where even Santa gives blow jobs.

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Ear ear!

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[gs joe]

[Bushcraft]

Saw this one today.

We used to have empires run by emperors.
We used to have kingdoms run by kings.
Nowadays we have countries run by ....