British passports

[nidnoyham 30]

FANCY a PINT ?  

[Crackpot 2]

Well I didnt .........

But ya talked me into it ya silver tongued bugger

[nidnoyham 30]

I'm off to Weatherspoons for my first English pint & breaded plaice since last month, kick off with the Summer Lightning if they have it, then work along the pumps- avoiding the stout.  

[dirtydawg 11]

jaysus im nearly proud of you crackpot.

 

 

keep it up.

[Rhoel 2]

... at a Soliciors Authorised for the Swearing of Oaths ....[/colour]

Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple! I knew the sods could cuss bad but they have authorisation for swearing and oaths

 

Since I'm know for the occassional profanity and X-rated expletive, can I get one of those authorisation certificate thingies too, just to keep things nice and legal? :)

[Crackpot 2]

Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple! I knew the sods could cuss bad but they have authorisation for swearing and oaths

 

Since I'm know for the occassional profanity and X-rated expletive, can I get one of those authorisation certificate thingies too, just to keep things nice and legal? :)

No, your Welsh and it doesnt count.

The Swearing of Oaths' is quite similar to the Australian 'My fucking oath', however as the British are more formal and polite, we go to a Solicitor to 'Swear our Oaths' thereby keeping it far more formal. Then when you see someone you dont like you can simply send him a 'Swearing of Oath' card informing him that you dont like him

[nidnoyham 30]

I had to swear an oath last year at solicitors, got the old bible out, and did the buis'. asked how they did it for non Christians, but can't remember her reply. And hey- the first people to swear allegiance to the Queen was only last week, about 15 people !

[Crackpot 2]

I had to swear an oath last year at solicitors, got the old bible out, and did the buis'. asked how they did it for non Christians, but can't remember her reply. And hey- the first people to swear allegiance to the Queen was only last week, about 15 people !

 

When my wife took British Nationality 10 years or so ago there was a statement to the effect of swearing allegiance to the Queen.

Im bloody glad I dont have to take it.

I'd execute the bloody lot of the Royalists, leeches and spongers all of them.

[shyface 19]

I THINK THAT IF THEY ARE FOUND TO BE INVOLED WITH EXTREME GROUPS THAT THE UK AND USA SHOULD SEND THEM BACK TO THOSE COUNTRYS THAT THEY WISH TO STAND UP FOR INSTEAD OF MAKING UK AND USA PEOPLE FIT THE BILL TO KEEP THEM LOCKED UP IN OUR PRISONS ETC AS STATED EARLYER WHY SOULD EVERY BODY ELSE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT ON THERE DOOR STEP ETC

[Crackpot 2]

I THINK THAT IF THEY ARE FOUND TO BE INVOLED WITH EXTREME GROUPS THAT THE UK AND USA SHOULD SEND THEM BACK TO THOSE COUNTRYS THAT THEY WISH TO STAND UP FOR INSTEAD OF MAKING UK AND USA PEOPLE FIT THE BILL TO KEEP THEM LOCKED UP IN OUR PRISONS ETC AS STATED EARLYER WHY SOULD EVERY BODY ELSE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT ON THERE DOOR STEP ETC

Please learn to use you caps lock key properly

 

And engage your brain before spouting rubbish

[yselmike 390]

85 EURO for a new passport just back from the consulate in amsterdam,

85 fuckin EURO,bastards

[samaka 1]

This is interesting.

 

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/sto...1168937,00.html

[Duffabboy 0]

Interesting reading Samaka, I take it those just returned to the UK won't go on any humanitarian aid programmes for a while,

 

Seriously speaking though, how many people in the UK think these guys were over there doing the ( let's help the people bit )

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion and I for one am still not convinced they are totally free of any wrong doing, I know no proof is there but like most of the UK people, You don't go to those countries to water ski. !!

One of the detainees has done himself no good at all enlisting the same lawyer as the Hamza HOOK bloke uses.

Mind you, I dare say the whole thing could have been handled better.

On a slightly different topic,

Have the Spanish govt done the right thing with there comment on pulling out there troops in a few months ?

[valentinoxxx 4]

It doesn't matter what they were doing. It doesn't justify their treatment.

I know a Japanese girl who likes to go to Pakistan and Iran. Is she a suspected terrorist who deserves to be beaten, tortured and held illegally by true barbarians?

She just loves the people there and his an affinity for them.

 

Wrong doing? Is it illegal to follow your conscience? Would it be illegal for me to go to Iraq to tell people about the lies of the governments of the USA and the UK?

 

The fact is, if at the worst, they were fighting for the Taliban, they should have been treated as POWs.

 

******* are lying scum. (fill in the blanks)

[samaka 1]

I'm not defending the guys in question but if 1% of their story is true (the observer newspaper is one of the most respected in the UK) then God help us.

As for the elected Spanish Goverment saying that they want to pull out their troops out of Iraq, I don't think it has anything to do with the Madrid Bombings.

This goverment said all along it wanted to pull out the troops before the elections, because they listened to their people.

The Spanish people Knew the difference between the struggle with Al Qaida and the war in Iraq.

[Crackpot 2]

I'm not defending the guys in question but if 1% of their story is true (the observer newspaper is one of the most respected in the UK) then God help us.

As for the elected Spanish Goverment saying that they want to pull out their troops out of Iraq, I don't think it has anything to do with the Madrid Bombings.

This goverment said all along it wanted to pull out the troops before the elections, because they listened to their people.

The Spanish people Knew the difference between the struggle with Al Qaida and the war in Iraq.

yes I heard the Spanish were calling their tropps back.

 

I hear they are sending a Transit van over to collect them

[valentinoxxx 4]

There are, I think 1300 Spanish troops as well as over 1000 other troops under Spanish juridiction. The 4th largest contributor.

Though, what the people in the Dominican Republic, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua etc have got to do with it.....

[Crackpot 2]

There are, I think 1300 Spanish troops as well as over 1000 other troops under Spanish juridiction. The 4th largest contributor.

Though, what the people in the Dominican Republic, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua etc have got to do with it.....

Sorry

 

 

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[nidnoyham 30]

So... 8 Brits detained, 1/2 ton of fertiliser waiting for a gallon or 2 of deisel to be added. None of the suspects were from Camp X-Ray, guess I was wrong about those blokes released after all. Sorry ! The worse thing is this lot live in my Manor, serves me right I suppose.

 

Just waiting for Crackpot and Valentino to start a campaign to get them released, with a free holiday at Butlins, full board of course !

[Crackpot 2]

So... 8 Brits detained, 1/2 ton of fertiliser waiting for a gallon or 2 of deisel to be added. None of the suspects were from Camp X-Ray, guess I was wrong about those blokes released after all. Sorry ! The worse thing is this lot live in my Manor, serves me right I suppose.

 

Just waiting for Crackpot and Valentino to start a campaign to get them released, with a free holiday at Butlins, full board of course !

Grow up

[Babepecker 0]

Sorry

 

 

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I am sure you meant: 2 Seat Alhambras.

 

Many times...

[nidnoyham 30]

Grow up

I do want to grow up- well old anyway, thats my point. These buggers could foil my plan.