jacko

Well, your second sentence sums it up... where do you get 200 baht oily massage in Pattaya today? For one hour, just about most places, the aforementioned Soi Honey Inn, Soi Bua khao, Pattaya Klang.... second rd...many many places jack. I never pay more.... places are not dirty, and I often get a private room. You said the massage was too soft..... and 'not great'..... but if you were satisfied by too soft, good but not great, well fine. I did read before I posted, otherwise I would not have latched onto 'not great'.... perhaps you should read after you write to see how it could be perceived. Latest advertising campaign from Frosty---- It's not great but I was satisfied (a BJ may have helped... ) I haven't tried the yellow house, is that the brothel near immigration were guys get STDs from BJs?

Did you pay 400 baht for the 1 hour oily?By my calculation that would be $6 (although what $US has got to do with it I do not know.) So you pay double the regular price, get an unsatisfactory massage, and will be going back. I appreciate the concept of a private room and shower, and would figure it worth a hundred more. Anybody knows you move the pillow under your chest while your back is being done! Thanks for taking the time and please report on visit #2.

Well, he might switch his attention to Magpies rather than pigeons if they start pilfering the family jewels.

Well perhaps strong windows and doors will make them consider going elsewhere, perhaps to Eddie's.

Double post due to TOT internet out here being complete and utter shite!

So far little incidence, but there was an attempt to get over a neighbour's wall very recently. Many houses built around are an utter and complete security joke. Roof tiles that can be pushed back and break through a false ceiling, sliding windows that can be lifted out of their track, and doors with wooden panels that can be punched out. The security grills over windows are often fitted with the removal screws easily undone. That and a security man who spends most of the time sleeping and likes to make an extra few quid by calling some friends when you go on a road trip.

Keeping Mum

Now now Joe.... Hi, this was posted originally by me on Yahoo Answers, it’s a joke so dont take it seriously, im a guy and i never had a sexual encounter with Simon Cowell. I didnt think it would get this far!!! Sorry Simon!

The English Patient.

Yes, touch wood!I am looking at new windows and doors now and an upgrade of my alarm system...... The old extruded aluminium windows are a security joke and I don't fancy bars in the slightest, I would move out of town (or into a condo) before I did that. A dog seem to work but I don't like them..... like having a kid.

What MM says... plus, for a fee of 20k someone who does not have the 800k in the bank, can get the retirement extension. Shh, nod nod wink wink say no more ...

Well known in Upstairs, downstairs...... Gordon Jackson.

Well they don't seem to do walking, there are hardly any pavements or road crossings and pavements are taken over by noodle sellers or the workmen or as a display area for the nearby shop. Parents don't seem to like to do the drop off.... nor do they seem to see anything wrong in letting little somcahi ride off on the bike. Passed a bike ridden by a 7 year old just now and another 3-up, the driver I think was about 6, I say I think as I was unsure which of the 3 infants was in control. Actually it would likely not be your 'fault' if you hit one, as little sombrat does not have a licence. But since he doesn't have any money, you will need to pay his fine to get the police report to get the insurance to cover the damage.

You can go to the bank on it.... but I nevertheless manage to be up and about by 8am. But sometimes even then, if I wake with a hangover, I hate to lie there suffering and head for the coffee machine. I have always been a light sleeper. Often I get up when the chanting of the monks disturbs me......

Well I live well out of town and when I do not partake of fun, I go to bed early.The mornings are so pleasant I like to be up to enjoy them, as you appear to. I must be going native.....

I was talking to some darkside residents recently in the pub who had also been subjected to a spate of burglaries in their village. One had 'obtained' a gun in his Thai wife's name, and since, he had not had a problem. I was told he could have got it in his name, but easier for a Thai. As to how the police would react to you shooting dead one on your premises, well I think they would love you to pay them compensation. I might be tempted to move house after that!

Mainly a TV man, and well known for I dream of Jeannie and of course Dallas, but was in the classic...... The Eagle has Landed.

A ride back in the time machine..... Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Get a gun.

If they were not allowed to use the bikes, they would not be going to school.

Well that is a lovely view, best appreciated through double glazing I expect.

Skipping the obvious.... Katharine Ross

Anne Bancroft

I was awake early this morning, the monk was enthusuastic on the volume control, but never mind, a coffee will be pleasant. It is that time of year I gloat... Thailand climate, after a few unexpected days of cloud and rain, looks good again. I think of my origins, the UK, the winter arrived early there, snow and ice creating havoc. I see the USA mid west has had heavy snowfall already... it looks like a tough winter for many. So post me the pictures of misery from far afield, here is my view today. But guess what, I feel cold, the thermometer was only just above the 20 mark this early morning...(Celsius, USA guys )brrr. I shall float on the pool with a cold one later, when it warms up a bit, a delicate toe will tell me when it is safe to take the plunge without testicular retraction. Seasons greetings and all the best for 2011 to all.

You just made my self made morning issues pale into insignificance.